Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 11, 1892 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 11, 1892Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 102, June 11, 1892
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
[_He waves his bâton, and another rock discovers a tableau
representing the Burial of OPHELIA._
_Ham._ (_deeply interested_). Why, these must be the maimed rites that
were all that was given to my poor lost love--the lady I desired
to visit a nunnery--to OPHELIA. And see there are the comic
Grave-diggers. Show me more. Show me more!
[_The vision fades away like its predecessor._
_Ghost._ I would, did not the decision of statute law limit the time.
And now I must away. But mind, my son--six principal characters, and
no more! Thou wilt remember!
_Ham._ Ay, marry; and yes, I will! (_The Ghost disappears._) And so
I have to meet LAERTES at a fencing-bout. I will!
_Trumpets. Enter King, Queen, LAERTES, OSRIC and Court._
_King._ HAMLET, all hail! I wish thee joy! May'st thou be the victor
at to-day's trial of skill!
_Ghost_ (_heard from below_). Remember! Six principal characters. He
and thou and I are three. Three! Six, and no more!
_Hamlet_ (_aside_). Peace, perturbed spirit!
_Laertes_ (_approaching_). My good Lord, I wish thee well, for I do
love thee.
_Ghost_ (_from below_). Four! Remember--Four! Six, and no more! and
mind the time goes apace. Ten minutes of the thirty gone!
_Hamlet_ (_aside_). Peace, perturbed spirit! (_Aloud._) The foils!
_Osric_ (_approaching_). My Lord, the weapons!
_Ghost_ (_as before_). He maketh five! Beware! Six, and no more!
_Ham._ (_aside_). Rest, perturbed spirit! (_Aloud._) I will take this
one!
[_HAMLET and LAERTES take the foils and salute._
_King._ Now will I drink to HAMLET after the first bout. OSRIC, be
ready to give him a cup when he is tired! Mind me well. (_Aside._) The
cup of which HAMLET shall drink contains poison. Ha! ha! ha! A time
will come! I triumph!
[_HAMLET and LAERTES fence and drop their foils._
_Osric._--Let me return them, good Sirs!
[_He gives the weapons in such a fashion that they are
exchanged._
_King._ Now will I drink to HAMLET. Give him the other cup.
_Ham._ Nay, your pardon. Sire. I am fat and scant of breath, but I
will crush a cup with thee, later!
_Queen._ Give me the cup. I will drink to thee, HAMLET! [_Drinks._
_Ghost_ (_as before_). I hear the well-remembered voice of thy mother,
boy! That makes six. The limit's reached!
_Ham._ (_aside_). Rest, perturbed spirit! (_Aloud._) And now, good
LAERTES, I am at thy service.
[_They fight. HAMLET is wounded._
_Osric._ A hit, a hit, a palpable hit!
_Ham._ (_annoyed_). I am hurt, and by thee!
[_Fights fiercely and wounds_ LAERTES.
_Queen._ Oh! I am poisoned! [_Dies._
_Ham._ What, treachery! Ah, thou brute!
[_Rushes up and kills King with his foil._
_Laertes._ I am dying! Forgive me, HAMLET. It was the doing of the
King. [_Dies._
_Ghost_ (_as before_). Twenty and nine minutes have expired! The time
is all but up!
_Ham._ (_aside, with difficulty_). Rest, perturbed spirit! Farewell,
farewell, a long farewell to all my--
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