The "Dutchman" must now be "divided in two"!-- Well, well, they shan't mangle or mess _you_! Accept the last words of friends faithful, if few:-- "Good-bye, poor old Broad-Gauge, God bless you!"[2] Slowly and sadly we laid him down. He has filled a great chapter in story. We sang not a dirge--we raised not a stone, But we left the "Broad Gauge" to his glory! [Footnote 1: The Royal Commission appointed to inquire into the uniformity of railway gauges, presented their report to Parliament on May 30, 1846.] [Footnote 2: Words found written on one of the G.-W. rails.] * * * * * TO A DEAR YOUNG FEMININE FRIEND, WHO SPELT "WAGON" AS "WAGGON." Bad spelling? Oh dear no! So tender, she Wished that the cart should have an extra "_gee_." * * * * * KILLING NO MURDER. (_TO THE EDITOR OF "PUNCH."_) MY DEAR SIR,--I have just been reading with a great deal of surprise "_The Life and Letters of Charles Samuel Keene_, by GEORGE SOMES LAYARD." Seeing the name of one of your colleagues as the first line of the "Index," I turned to page 74 and looked him out. I found him mentioned in an account given by Mr. M.H. SPIELMANN of the _Punch_ Dinner, which Mr. GEORGE SOMES LAYARD had extracted from _Black and White_, no doubt to assist in making up his book. The following is the quotation:--"The Editor, as I have said, presides; should he be unavoidably absent, another writer--usually, nowadays, Mr. ARTHUR A'BECKETT--takes his place, the duty never falling to an artist." Then, to show how thoroughly Mr. GEORGE SOMES LAYARD is up to date, he adds to the name of Mr. ARTHUR A'BECKETT (after the fashion of _Mr. Punch_ in the drama disposing of the clown or the beadle), "since dead." Now Mr. ARTHUR A'BECKETT is not dead, but very much alive. Do you not think, Sir, it would be better were gentlemen who write about yourself and your colleagues, to verify their facts before they attempt to give obituary notices, even if they be as brief as the one in question? Yours, truly, MORE GAY THAN GRAVE. * * * * * NEW AND APPROPRIATE NAME FOR MODERN PUGILISM.--The "Nobble" Art. * * * * * [Illustration: THE BURIAL OF THE "BROAD-GAUGE."] * * * * * STUDIES IN THE NEW POETRY.