[Illustration: The Man who Owns a Mountain.] "What a man it is!" cried KENRICK, looking on with monumental suavity; "almost sorry he left us. Sometimes, at his best, he equals our JOE." _Business done_.--A couple of Votes in Supply. _Friday_.--BRYCE at last got access to mountains in Scotland. Been wandering round foot of them through many Sessions, and several Parliaments. Always something happened to prevent his reaching the top. Don't believe he'd have got there to-night, only for FARQUHARSON. When F. came forward to second Motion, incidentally observing, "I'm the proprietor of a mountain myself," we felt something must be done, and BRYCE's Motion was agreed to. FARQUHARSON, for rest of evening, object of respectful regard. Some inquiry as to where he kept his mountain. Did he bring it to Town with him when he came up for the Session? And, when at home, was he in habit of leaving it out all night? "Don't happen to have it about you, I suppose?" WILFRID LAWSON asked, eyeing his trousers' pockets. FARQUHARSON very reticent on subject. Rumour, just before House adjourned, that his mountain is one of those situated in the Moon--but this only envy. _Business done_.--Access secured to FARQUHARSON's mountain and others in Scotland. * * * * * STRANGE CHARGE AGAINST A GREAT POET.--Lord TENNYSON's _Robin Hood_ is to be produced at DALY's, New York, and simultaneously, to secure copyright, by one performance only, at the Lyceum. We never thought TENNYSON a plagiarist before this, but here is proof positive he's at it now,--Lord TENNYSON's _robbing Hood_!! * * * * * NOTICE.--Rejected Communications or Contributions, whether MS., Printed Matter, Drawings, or Pictures of any description, will in no case be returned, not even when accompanied by a Stamped and Addressed Envelope, Cover, or Wrapper. To this rule there will be no exception. End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, Or The London Charivari, Volume 102, March 12, 1892, by Various