Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 8, 1892 — John Shaqi
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 103, October 8, 1892
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PUNCH,
OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
VOL. 103.
October 10, 1892.
AT A HYPNOTIC SEANCE.
SCENE--_A Public Hall in a provincial town. The Hypnotist--a
tall, graceful, and handsome young man, in well-fitting
evening clothes--has already succeeded in putting most of
his subjects to sleep, and is going round and inspecting them
critically, as they droop limply on a semicircle of chairs,
in a variety of unpicturesque attitudes. The only Lady on
the platform is evidently as yet in full possession of her
senses._
_First Female Spectator_ (_to Second_). MARIA MANGLES do take a time
sending off, don't she?
_Second F.S._ (_also a friend of Miss MANGLES_). Yes, that she do--it
gives her such a silly look, sitting there, the on'y one with her
senses about her!
_First F.S._ It's all affectation--she could shut her eyes fast enough
if she _liked_!
_Second F.S._ The 'Ipnotiser's coming round to her now--she'll _have_
to go off now. (_With a not unpleasurable anticipation_.) I expect
he'll make her do all manner o' ridic'lous things!
_First F.S._ Well, it will be a lesson, to her against making' herself
so conspicuous another time. I shan't pity her.
_The Hyp._ (_after a brief colloquy with Miss MANGLES_). I see I am
not likely to succeed with this Lady; so, with many thanks to her on
behalf of myself and the audience for coming forward, I will detain
her no longer.
[Illustration: "I do. Lovely creature!"]
[_Applause, amidst which Miss M. descends to her seat in the
body of the hall, with a smile of conscious triumph._
_First F.S._ (_disappointed_). I don't see what she's done to clap
their hands about, myself!
_Second F.S._ Nor I neither--taking up his time all for
nothing--depend upon it she wouldn't have gone up if he hadn't been so
nice-looking!
_First F.S._ I wouldn't like to think _that_ of her myself; but,
anyhow, she didn't get much by it, did she? He soon sent _her_
packing!
_Male Spectator_ (_to a Woman in front of him_). Evening, Mrs.
MIDGELLY--I see they've got your good man up on the platform.
_Mrs. M._ He _will_ go, Mr. BUDKIN! He's gone up every night the
'Ipnotiser's been here, and says he feels it's going to do him good.
So this evening I said I'd come in too, and judge for myself. What
good he expects to get, laying there like a damp dishclout, _I_ don't
know!
[_Meanwhile the Hypnotist has borrowed a silver-handled
umbrella from the audience, and thrust it before the faces of
one or two loutish-looking youths, who immediately begin to
squint horribly and follow the silver-top with their noses,
till they knock their heads together._
_Mr. Budkin_ (_to Mrs. MIDGELLY_). He's going to give your husband a
turn of it now.
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