Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 105, July 8th 1893Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 105, July 8th 1893
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
SKINNERS AND SKINNED.--One portion of the ancient award of Sir ROBERT
BILLESDON, Lord Mayor of London, in settling a dispute between the
Skinners and Merchant Taylors, was, that these two Companies should
dine together once a year. Mr. Justice BRUCE, alluding to this at
the banquet on Skinners Day, when, as was natural, many lawyers were
present, suggested that it would be a good thing if power were given
to judges to "condemn litigants to dine together, and to order that
the costs of the dinner should come out of the Consolidated Fund"--a
very good notion. The idea might be extended to entertaining Wards in
Chancery, of whom two unhappy infants the other day were had up at the
Police Court for picking and stealing, in order to feed themselves and
keep themselves alive until they should reach the age when they would
come into their Chancery-bound property of something like £20,000. The
magistrate ordered an inquiry, but of "subsequent proceedings" we have
not as yet seen any record.
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[Illustration: THE RISING GENERATION.
_Host._ "WHAT A SMART SET OF PEOPLE WE'VE GOT TO-NIGHT, DEARY!"
_Hostess._ "YES. HOW I WISH ONE OF OUR DEAR GIRLS WOULD COME AND SIT
BY US, AND TELL US WHO EVERYBODY IS!"]
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"HYMEN HYMENÆE!!!"
JULY 6, 1893.
["Bid her awake; for Hymen is awake!"
_Spenser's Epithalamion._
"A contract of true love to celebrate; And some donation
freely to estate On the bless'd lovers."--_The Tempest._]
Hymen, the rose-crowned, is in sooth awake,
And all the world with him!
Shall drowsy opiate dim
The eyes of Love to-day? No, let all slake
A loyal thirst in bumpers, for Love's sake,
Full beaded to the brim!
Like the Venusian's "mountain stream that roars
From bank to bank along,
When autumn rains are strong,"[A]
A deep-mouthed People lifts its voice, and pours
Its welcome forth, that like a Pæan soars
In strains more sweet than song.
More sweet than song, in that it straightway comes,
Unfeignéd, from frank hearts;
From loyal lips it starts,
Unprompted, undragooned. The highway hums
With the full sound of it. Fifes, trumpets, drums
Bravely may play their parts.
In the Imperial pageant, but the swell
Of the free English shout
Strikes sweeter--who dares doubt?--
On Royal ears. Music of marriage bell
Clang on, and let the gold-mouth'd organ tell
Of love and praise devout!
But the crowd's vigorous clamour has a voice
Finer and fuller still;
A passion of goodwill
Rings, to our ears, through all the exuberant noise,
Which the recipient's heart should more rejoice
Than all Cecilia's skill.
So rivals for Apollo's laurel wreath
May loudly strike the lyre,
"To love, and young desire;"[B]
But "bold and lawless numbers grow beneath"[B]
The people's praise, and give the crowd's free breath
A "mastering touch of fire."[B]
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