"There is nothing new under the sun." So said the proverbial preacher. But surely 'twas only his fun! A modern and up-to-date teacher Would tell him that Humour, and Art, And Daughters, and Wives, and Morality, All aim to make a fresh start In novel (and nauseous) reality; And the wail of the Wise Man will be, pretty soon, "There is nothing _old_ under the sun--or the moon!" [Transcriber's Note: Alternative spellings retained. Punctuation normalized without comment.] End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, August 18, 1894, by Various