Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, August 18, 1894Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, August 18, 1894
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Lady Culv. (to herself)._ He's soon _reassured_. (_Aloud, with a touch
of frost._) I am sure we must consider ourselves most fortunate.
(_Turning to the_ Countess.) You _did_ say cream, ROHESIA? Sugar, MAISIE
dearest?
_Spurr. (to himself)._ I'm all right up to now! I suppose I'd better say
nothing about the horse till _they_ do. I feel rather out of it among
these nobs, though. I'll try and chum on to little Lady MAISIE again;
she may have got over her temper by this time, and she's the only one I
know. (_He approaches her._) Well, Lady MAISIE, here I _am_, you see.
I'd really no idea your aunt would be so friendly! I say, you know, you
don't mind _speaking_ to a fellow, do you? I've no one else I can go
to--and--and it's a bit strange at first, you know!
_Lady Maisie (coloured with mingled apprehension, vexation, and pity)._
If I can be of any help to you, Mr. SPURRELL----!
_Spurr._ Well, if you'd only tell me what I ought to _do_!
[Illustration: "My keys! Why, what do you want _them_ for?"]
_Lady Maisie._ Surely that's very simple; do _nothing_; just take
everything quietly as it comes, and you _can't_ make any mistakes.
_Spurr. (anxiously)._ And you don't think anybody'll see anything odd in
my being here like this?
_Lady Maisie (to herself)._ I'm only too afraid they _will_! (_Aloud._)
You really _must_ have a little self-confidence. Just remember that no
one here could produce anything a millionth part as splendid as your
_Andromeda_! It's _too_ distressing to see you so _appallingly_ humble!
(_To herself._) There's Captain THICKNESSE over there--he MIGHT come and
rescue me; but he doesn't seem to care to!
_Spurr._ Well, you _do_ put some heart into me, Lady MAISIE. I feel
equal to the lot of 'em now!
_Pilliner_ (_to_ Miss SPELWANE). Is _that_ the Poet? Why, but I
say--he's a _fraud_! Where's his matted head? He's not a bit ragged, or
rusty either. And why don't he dabble? Don't seem to know what to do
with his hands quite, though, _does_ he?
_Miss Spelwane (coldly)._ He knows how to do some very exquisite poetry
with _one_ of them, at all events. I've been reading it, and _I_ think
it perfectly marvellous!
_Pill._ I see what it is, you're preparing to turn his matted head for
him? I warn you you'll only waste your sweetness. That pretty little
Lady MAISIE'S annexed _him_. Can't you content yourself with _one_
victim?
_Miss Spelw._ Don't be so utterly idiotic! (_To herself._) If MAISIE
imagines she's to be allowed to monopolise the only man in the room
worth talking to!----
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