Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, December 1, 1894Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 107, December 1, 1894
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
IBSEN is angry that some Paul Pry
Has "blown the gaff" on his _Evil Eye_.
Personal prattle and egotist bounce,
These great IBSEN may well denounce.
Not to bewitch, but to swagger and spy,
Is the basilisk task of _our_ "Evil I."
* * * * *
LYRE AND LANCET.
(_A Story in Scenes._)
PART XXII.--A DESCENT FROM THE CLOUDS.
SCENE XXXII.--_In the Elizabethan Garden._ TIME--_About_ 11 A.M.; LADY
MAISIE _and_ UNDERSHELL _are on a seat in the Yew Walk_.
_Lady Maisie_ (_softly_). And you really meant to go away, and never
let one of us know what had happened to you!
_Undershell_ (_to himself_). How easy it is after all to be a hero!
(_Aloud._) That certainly _was_ my intention, only I was--er--not
permitted to carry it out. I trust you don't consider I should have
been to blame?
_Lady Maisie_ (_with shining eyes_). To _blame?_ Mr. BLAIR! As if I
could possibly do that!! (_To herself._) He doesn't even see _how_
splendid it was of him!
_Und._ (_to himself_). I begin to believe that I can do _no_ wrong in
her eyes! (_Aloud._) It was not altogether easy, believe me, to leave
without even having seen your face; but I felt so strongly that it was
better so.
_Lady Maisie_ (_looking down_). And--do you still feel that?
_Und._ I must confess that I am well content to have failed. It was
such unspeakable torture to think that you, Lady MAISIE, _you_ of all
people, would derive your sole idea of my personality from such an
irredeemable vulgarian as that veterinary surgeon--the man SPURRELL!
_Lady Maisie_ (_to herself, with an almost imperceptible start_). I
suppose it's only natural he should feel like that--but I wish--I _do_
wish he had put it just a little differently! (_Aloud._) Poor Mr.
SPURRELL; perhaps he was not exactly----
_Und._ Not _exactly!_ I assure you, it is simply inconceivable to me
that, in a circle of any pretensions to culture and refinement, an
ill-bred boor like that could have been accepted for a single moment
as--I won't say a Man of _Genius_, but----
_Lady Maisie_ (_the light dying out of her eyes_). No, _don't_--don't
go on, Mr. BLAIR! We were all exceedingly stupid, no doubt, but you
must make allowances for us--for _me_, especially. I have had so few
opportunities of meeting people who are really distinguished--in
literature, at least. Most of the people I know best are--well, not
exactly _clever_, you know. I so often wish I was in a set that cared
rather more about intellectual things!
_Und._ (_with infinite pity_). How you must have pined for freer air!
How you must have starved on such mental provender as, for example, the
vapid and inane common-places of that swaggering carpet-soldier,
Captain--THICKSET, isn't it?
_Lady Maisie_ (_drawing back into her corner_). You evidently don't
know that Captain THICKNESSE distinguished himself greatly in the
Soudan, where he was very severely wounded.
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