Punch, Or the London Charivari, Volume 107, December 8th, 1894 — John Shaqi
Punch, Or the London Charivari, Volume 107, December 8th, 1894Various
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Punch, Or the London Charivari, Volume 107, December 8th, 1894
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Lady Maisie._ I don't know why I said that; it was silly, of course.
But how----?
_Capt. Thick._ Ran it a bit too fine; got to Shuntin'bridge just in
time to see the tail end of the train disappearin'; wasn't another for
hours--not much to do _there_, don't you know.
_Lady Maisie._ You might have taken a walk--or gone to Church.
_Capt. Thick._ So I might, didn't occur to me; and besides, I--I
remembered I never said good-bye to _you_.
_Lady Maisie._ Didn't you? And whose fault was that?
_Capt. Thick._ Not mine, anyhow. You were somewhere about the grounds
with Mr. BLAIR.
_Lady Maisie._ Now you mention it, I believe I was. We had--rather an
interesting conversation. Still, you might have come to look for me!
_Capt. Thick._ Perhaps you wouldn't have been over and above glad to
see me.
_Lady Maisie._ Oh, yes, I should!--When it was to say _good-bye_, you
know!
_Capt. Thick._ Ah! Well, I suppose I shall only be in the way if I stop
here any longer now.
_Lady Maisie._ Do you? What makes you say that?
_Capt. Thick._ Nothin'! Saw your friend, the Bard, hurryin' along the
terrace with a bunch of snowdrops; he'll be here in another----
_Lady Maisie_ (_in unmistakable horror_). GERALD, _why_ didn't
you tell me before? There's only just time!
[_She flies to a door and opens it._
_Capt. Thick._ But I _say_, you know! MAISIE, may I come too?
_Lady Maisie._ Don't be a _goose_, GERALD. Of course you can,
if you like.
[_She disappears in the Conservatory._
_Capt. Thick._ (_to himself_). Can't quite make this out, but I'm no
end glad I came back!
[_He follows quickly._
_Undershell_ (_entering_). I hoped I should find her here. (_He
looks round._) Her mother's gone--that's _something!_ I daresay Lady
MAISIE will come in presently. (_He sits down, and re-arranges
his snowdrops._) It will be sweet to see her face light up when I offer
her these as a symbol of the new and closer sympathy between us! (_He
hears the sound of drapery behind him._) Ah, already! (_Rising, and
presenting his flowers with downcast eyes._) I--I have ventured to
gather these--for you. (_He raises his eyes._) Miss SPELWANE!
_Miss Spelwane_ (_taking them graciously_). How very sweet of you, Mr.
BLAIR. Are they really for me?
_Und._ (_concealing his disappointment_). Oh--er--yes. If you will give
me the pleasure of accepting them.
_Miss Spelw._ I feel immensely proud. I was so afraid you must have
thought I was rather cross to you last night. I didn't mean to be. I
was feeling a little overdone, that was all. But you have chosen a
charming way of letting me see that I am forgiven. (_To herself._) It's
really _too_ touching. He certainly is a great improvement on the other
wretch!
_Und._ (_dolefully_). I--I had no such intention, I assure you. (_To
himself._) I hope to goodness Lady MAISIE won't come in before
I can get rid of this girl. I seem fated to be misunderstood here!
(_To be concluded._)
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