Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 108, February 9, 1895 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 108, February 9, 1895Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 108, February 9, 1895
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Sir,--I tell you my thoughts as calmly as possibly, but my heart
burns! Heaven, what injustice! To France--ah, I say not her name
without emotion!--to France I offered my sword, my service, my life!
She refused them! Ingrateful country! Me who--but I go to be calm!
When CASIMIR-PÉRIER resigns I voyage without to lose an instant to
Dover, I wait, I receive each instant some despatch, I regard the
coast of France and weep, I am photographed! Me, the descendant of St.
LOUIS, I am photographed! But in vain! I desire even to die for
France, but I may not! By blue, what ingratitude! And now she
proclaims the amnesty and I am forgotten! Me, the descendant of St.
LOUIS! Me who desire the struggle, the efforts of a life of soldier,
of a life of king, me I rest here in simple renter of province! Me who
wish to die for France, I am obliged to live in England! To live, just
heaven! And in England, which I despise, though she shelters me!
Perhaps she is not worse than Belgium, Buckingham or Bruxelles! It is
equal to me! Nor the one nor the other is France! Again I weep! Ah, if
I could shed tears of blood! I can not! Heaven, that I should not have
even that consolation there! And ROCHEFORT returns! He may die for his
country, for France! Once more I weep bitterly! But me I may not! I
conclude, and my last word shall be a word of order! It shall be,
though she spurns me, though she mock herself of me, "Live France!"
Again I weep! Receive, &c. P.
* * * * *
[Illustration: SUCCESSFUL SANITATION.
_Anxious Tourist._ "SINCE YOUR TOWN HAS BEEN NEWLY DRAINED, I SUPPOSE
THERE IS LESS FEVER HERE?"
_Hotel-Keeper_ (_reassuringly_). "ACH, YES, SIR! ZE TEEFOOSE (TYPHUS)
IS NOW QUITE _ZE EXCEPTION!_"]
* * * * *
"VOICI LE SABRE DE MON PÈRE!"
["Let all know that, in devoting all my strength to the welfare of
the people, I intend to protect the principle of autocracy as
firmly and unswervingly as did my late and never-to-be-forgotten
father."
_The Czar to the assembled Deputies and Delegates in the
Winter Palace._]
[Illustration: "VOICI LE SABRE DE MON PÈRE!"
"I intend to protect the principle of autocracy as firmly and
unswervingly as did my late and never-to-be-forgotten father."
--_Czar's Speech, Jan. 29._]
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