Punch or the London Charivari, Volume 150, May 17 1916Various
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Punch or the London Charivari, Volume 150, May 17 1916
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
In conversation, excellent fellow as he usually is, the Babu is easily
misunderstood. It was only yesterday that one of them was giving me an
account of an old Sikh monk he had come upon during a walk in the woods.
I had not known before that there were monks among the Sikhs, but then
there are quite a number of facts about India that I have yet to learn.
I had no difficulty in picturing the aged hermit sitting at the foot of
a tree in a religious trance. But it seemed strange that when the Babu
approached he should have shown his teeth and gibbered. This, however,
might be due to the eccentricity of a recluse or to some caste
difficulty. I could not share the Babu's surprise that he refused the
acorns proffered to him, but it did seem odd that when the Babu
callously shook his stick at the old man and said "_Huh!_" he swarmed
with great agility up the tree and made faces.
It was only when the limpness of his tail was mentioned that I suddenly
realised we were talking about a sick monkey.
Letters from the Battalion, 7000 feet below, drift up to me
occasionally, but they contain little beyond the old sentiment,
expressed hundreds of times daily by Territorials from the Himalayas to
the Nilghiris. India is a marvellous and unique country; to have lived
in it is an education and a joy; to have guarded it a proud Imperial
privilege. But most of us would give something to get out of it and into
Europe. Yours ever,
ONE OF THE _PUNCH_ BRIGADE.
* * * * *
NURSERY RHYMES OF LONDON TOWN.
XII.--THE STRAND.
The loveliest maidens in the land,
Girls in rags and ladies grand,
All go wandering down the Strand,
Ding, dong, ding!
To look for pearls in oyster-shells
And listen to Saint Martin's bells,
Ding, dong, ding!
Some get amber, some get jet,
Silver fish-scales others get
In a golden fishing-net,
Ding, dong, ding!
Some find crowns of seaweed there
And flowers of coral for their hair,
Ding, dong, ding!
All day long they have delight,
Then the Thames flows in at night
And sweeps the maidens out of sight.
Ding, dong, ding!
Down the Strand their lovely knells
Echo from Saint Martin's bells,
Ding, dong, ding!
Ding, dong, ding!
* * * * *
LIEUTENANT ALEC JOHNSTON.
A brother-officer attached to the King's Shropshire Light Infantry
writes from the Front:--"I thought you would like to hear some details
of the death in action of Lieutenant ALEC JOHNSTON, who used to write
'At the Front' in _Punch_. I knew him well and we were rather especial
friends.
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