But the film itself, when we got to it, was excellent fooling, and the reconstruction of the original drama at Dorking-in-the-Wild-West was really delightful. You can easily guess that Mr. CHARLES HAWTREY, as a cinema hero, very conscious of his heroism ("it's a way we have in Montague Square"), but always comfortably aware that in a dream, as he imagines it to be, he can well afford to make the handsomest of sacrifices, had a great chance. And he took it. As the heroine, who has to play a rather thankless part in the mercenary designs of her parent, Miss WINIFRED BARNES contrived, very naïvely and prettily, to preserve an air of maiden reluctance under the most discouraging conditions. As _Mortimer John_ Mr. SYDNEY VALENTINE had admirable scope for his sound and businesslike methods. Of _Anthony's_ relations, all very natural and human, Miss LYDIA BILBROOKE was an attractive figure, and the part of _Herbert Clatterby_, K.C., was played by Mr. EDMUND MAURICE with his accustomed ease of manner. If I wanted to find fault with any detail of the construction, it would be in the matter of the ring which _Anthony_ places on the finger of _Aloney_ in the cinema play. This was a spontaneous act not included in the scheme for which _Mortimer John_ was given the credit. Yet as the means by which _Anthony_ identified her on his return to consciousness it went far to bring that scheme to fruition. I think also that he ought to have shown some trace of surprise (I should myself) on finding that he had unconsciously exchanged his spotless evening clothes for the kit of a broncho-buster. I have hinted already at the comparative dulness of the long introduction to what is the _clou_ of the play--the film and its reconstructed scenes. Why not take a further wrinkle from the cinematic drama and throw upon the screen a succinct résumé of the previous argument? Three or four minutes of steady application to the text, and we might plunge into the very heart of things. I throw out this suggestion not with any hope of reward, but in part payment of my debt for some very joyous laughter. O.S. * * * * * "Wanted, Gentlewoman a few days old." _The Lady_. This is much prettier than "Baby taken from birth." * * * * * [Illustration: "AND LOOK HERE, FRITZ--] [Illustration: --WHATEVER HAPPENS--] [Illustration: --SEE YOU KEEP--] [Illustration: --THEM HANDS OF YOURS--] [Illustration: --WELL ABOVE--] [Illustration: --YOUR BLINKIN' HEAD."] * * * * * A SONG OF THE WOODLAND ELVES. We hear the ruthless axes; we watch our rafters fall; The seawind blows unhindered where stood our banquet-hall; Our grassy rings are trampled, our leafy tents are torn-- Yet more would we, and gladly, to help the English-born.