All no! Thine happiness I will not vex, For thou art Woman once again I find; And Woman, though she cannot change her sex, Has always had the right to change her mind. * * * * * THE PRIMROSE PATH FOR FLAPPERS. "WANTED, Two experi. MAKERS-UP (Females); also a few Girls to learn; good wages paid."--_Evening Paper_. * * * * * ANOTHER IMPENDING APOLOGY. From an obituary notice:-- "In civil life he was employed as an attendant on those inflicted with weak minds. He joined the regiment at ---- Camp and was at once employed as Colonel ----'s servant."--_Burma Paper_. * * * * * "Mars is the name of a star so far off it would take a million years to walk there in an express train." "A miracle is anything that someone does that can't be done." "People who have always used tooth-brushes and who know the thing to do never use any but their own." "The Pagans were a contented race until the Christians came among them."--_Hawaii Educational Review_. If _The Review_ can maintain this form the consciously comic journals of the American Empire will have to look to their laurels. * * * * * [Illustration: THE RECRUIT WHO TOOK TO IT KINDLY.] * * * * * [Illustration: _Super-Boy_. "BUT, FATHER, IF WE HAVE ALREADY CONQUERED, WHY DOES THE WAR GO ON?" _Super-Man_. "BE SILENT AND EAT YOUR HINDENBERG ROCK."] * * * * * WAR'S SURPRISES. THE TRANSFORMATION OF "TAY PAY." [_The Daily Chronicle_ alludes to a recent article by Mr. T.P. O'CONNOR, M.P., as "a frigid survey of the situation."]