[Illustration: _Lady of rather uncertain age (filling in application form for employment)._ "COULD YOU TELL ME WHAT YEAR I SHOULD HAVE TO BE BORN IN TO MAKE ME TWENTY-EIGHT?"] * * * * * "A large assortment of real fur soft felt cats (Clerical)."--_Advt. in "Glasgow Herald."_ The tame kind, we suppose, so popular at tea-parties.