"Pontresina," I gasped wildly. That seemed to be the only town I had ever heard of. "And you, Sir?" she was asking the old gentleman. "Macclesfield," he said very decidedly. The elderly relative was fidgeting to say hers. I could have guessed it would be St. Ives. The conductress made her way from one end to the other. "All got towns?" she asked. "You, Sir? Pernambuco? I do wish you'd stick to English names. Are you all ready?" She rang the bell. "Now," she said, "the gentleman on the stool has to catch. The Post is going from Paris to Pontresina." I rose and looked wildly down the car. The flapper was beckoning slightly. Her contemptuous boredom had vanished, and she looked a merry child again. I rushed, stumbled, rocked into her place; she sank with a gasp into mine. "York to St. Ives!" It was the paterfamilias who was up now, and the elderly relative was signing to him. In a breathless scurry she was in his place gasping beside me. For the first time in her life she spoke to me. "What an escape!" she said. "There, _he'_s caught--York, I mean. I don't know his proper name. It's odd, isn't it, we know each other's faces so well and yet we don't know each other's names. Now that we have towns for names, it will be far more friendly, won't it? I always called you Cicero to myself. Oh, I hardly know why--you looked a little satirical sometimes. But now you're Pontresina, of course." "Macclesfield to Pernambuco!" "There!" laughed my companion. "I knew Macclesfield would be caught--he's so stately, isn't he? But look how he's laughing. Do you know I never thought any of the people in this car _could_ laugh, or even smile. I do think this Society for the Abolition of Boredom in Public Conveyances is an excellent thing, don't you?" "Pontresina to St. Ives!" Breathlessly we changed places; her black hat was a little crooked, but she only laughed. "I've lost my knitting, too," she said, "but I don't mind. This exercise keeps one so warm these cold days." The game was in wild progress; the car rocked and jolted and the conductress shouted the names. "General Post!" she called. "Those inside change places with those outside." That was the most breathlessly exciting moment of the whole game. There was a solid struggling mass of humanity on the tram staircase. Those without were pushing frantically to come down; we were shoving to get up. The lady called St. Ives was thumping my shoulders. "Climb up the railing," she said. Somehow I did it, and leaned down to catch her hands and drag her upwards. We launched ourselves breathlessly on to the furthest seat. Stout old Macclesfield was the next. He had lost his hat and his white hair was ruffled. "I'm here," he said. "Macclesfield for ever!" The flapper had scrambled up the front staircase against the rules. She cast herself down beside Macclesfield.