Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, May 9, 1917Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 152, May 9, 1917
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
We can well believe this.
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"'Wild Foods of Great Britain,' with 46 figs. 1s. 6d.
net."--"_Times" Literary Supplement_.
With fruit at present prices the figs alone should be worth the money.
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HINTS TO GROSVENOR HOUSE.
Mr. Punch is not more free from correspondents who know how to solve
the food problem than other papers are.
The following six letters have been selected with care from some
thousand and three received during the week. The others are at the
service of any enterprising editor, or Lord DEVONPORT can have them
if he will send a waggon to take them away. They should make pleasant
week-end reading.
AN EXCELLENT SUGGESTION.
SIR,--What we plain men want to know and what we are entitled to know
is--What does Lord DEVONPORT eat? What does Mr. KENNEDY-JONES eat?
What does Mr. ALFRED BUTT eat? It would make a vast difference to
the success of the food campaign if each of these administrators was
visible at his meals, doing himself extremely ill. I suggest that a
prominent shop window should be taken for each, and they should have
their luncheon and dinner there in full view of the public.
Yours, etc.,
COMMON SENSE.
THE POWER OF BRITISH HUMOUR.
SIR,--If the Food Economy posters were more carefully thought out the
trick would be done. I suggest, for example, something really pithy
and witty, such as--
IT IS NOT ENOUGH
FOR
ONE OR TWO DAYS
TO BE
MEATLESS DAYS.
YOU SHOULD SEE
THAT ALL DAYS
ARE
EAT-LESS DAYS.
Something like that would soon drive the fear of England into the
[unprintable word] Germans.
Yours, etc.,
DOWNRIGHT.
TO MASTER THE ROLLS.
SIR,--My experience is that all rolls are too big. I personally can
get through a meal comfortably with only half the fat roll that is
automatically put before me at most of the restaurants. Let Lord
DEVONPORT decree a roll just half the size, and the difference both
in consumption and waste will be enormous. At a dinner-party which I
attended the other evening, not, Sir, a hundred miles from your
own office, the excessive size of the rolls was the subject of much
comment. No one should be given the opportunity of leaving any bread.
It should be doled out in the smallest doses.
Yours, etc.,
OBSERVER.
THE USE OF ABUSE.
SIR,--The real trouble with the food economy campaign is that ordinary
people, who perhaps, not unnaturally, have got into the habit of not
believing the daily papers, do not realise what their enemy and
the chief enemy of the country at this moment is--I mean the German
submarine. In order to get this fact into their intelligence I suggest
that free classes in objurgation are at once instituted, in which,
instead of the common "You beast!" "You brute!" "You blighter!" and
so forth, the necessity of saying nothing but "You (U) boat!" in every
dispute or quarrel is insisted upon. The young might also be thus
instructed.
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