Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 1, 1917. — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 1, 1917.Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, August 1, 1917.
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Opinions differ as to Mr. KING'S latest performance. Some hold his
complaint, that the Government had introduced detectives into the
precincts of the House, to have been perfectly genuine, and point to
his phrase, "I speak from conviction," as a proof that he was trying
to revenge himself for personal inconvenience suffered at the hands
of the minions of the law. Others contend that he knew all the time
the real reason for their presence--the possibility that Sinn Fein
emissaries would greet Mr. GINNELL'S impending departure with a
display of fireworks from the Gallery.
_Thursday, July 26th_.--Mr. GINNELL put in a belated appearance this
afternoon in order to make a dramatic exit. But the performance lacked
spontaneity. Indeed honourable Members, even while they laughed, were,
I think, a little saddened by the sight of this elderly gentleman's
pathetic efforts to play the martyr.
Only twenty Members agreed with Mr. RAMSAY MACDONALD in believing,
or affecting to believe, that the recent resolution of the German
Reichstag was the solemn pronouncement of a sovereign people, and that
it only requires the endorsement of the British Government to produce
an immediate and equitable peace. Not much was left of this pleasant
theory after Mr. ASQUITH had dealt it a few of his sledge-hammer
blows. "So far as we know," he said, "the influence of the Reichstag,
not only upon the composition but upon the policy of the German
Government, remains what it has always been, a practically negligible
quantity."
Any faint hopes that the pacificists may have cherished of a
favourable division were destroyed by Mr. SNOWDEN in a speech whose
character may be judged by the comment passed on it by Mr. O'GRADY,
just back from Russia, that "LENIN had preached the same doctrine
in Petrograd."
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THE REST CURE.
TRIBUNALS PLEASE COPY.
"It is understood that the French Consul at Lourenco Marques,
M. Savoye, has, owing to ill-health, asked his Government to
allow him to return to Army duties."--_Cape Times_.
* * * * *
"Lady ---- set the fashion of arriving at the altar with empty
hands. She is the first bride to have had such an important
wedding without the etceteras of bouquet or prayerbook,
bridesmaids, pages, or wedding-cake."--_News of the World_.
Far too big a handful.
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"150 YEARS AGO--JULY 20, 1767.
Reports of the borough treasurer of West Ham show a loss of
£41,000 on the municipal tramways and a loss of £35,000 on
the electricity undertaking."--_Northampton Daily Echo_.
So the eighteenth century was not so much behind the present time as
we had been led to believe.
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"Piano wanted by a lady to teach little girl to
learn."--_Provincial Paper_.
One of those player-pianos with the new knuckle-rapping attachment,
we suppose.
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