A stranger was sitting comfortably in a deck-chair watching the vacant courts at the tennis club. His keen bronzed face and his obviously athletic body, clothed in white flannel, brought back to me the far days when the sharp clean crack in the adjoining field told of a loose one which had been got away square. I looked at him again and thought how glad he must be to get into mufti for a few days. I tell you this to show how unprejudiced I was. The only other signs of life were the two super-aborigines who inhabit the croquet patch and detest all other mankind. I approached one of them warily and asked a question. He regarded me with a bilious and suspicious eye. "Nothing whatever to do with the Army," he snapped, and a Prussian-blue opponent was smacked off into an arid and hoopless waste. "Ah!" I exclaimed, "then he's only a rabbit after all." The old thing gave me an unfriendly glance and then missed his hoop badly. I strolled across and sat down beside the newcomer. He smiled at me in a frank and disarming manner. "What do you think of our courts?" I said by way of a start. "Top-hole," he replied; "I'm looking forward to some jolly games on 'em." His obvious disregard of perspective annoyed me. In our village, tennis is now played for hygienic reasons only. "I'm afraid we can't offer you much of a game," I said. "You see there's a war on, and--but perhaps I can fix up a single for you after tea with old Patterby. I believe he was very hot stuff in the seventies." "That's very good of you. I expect he'll knock my head off; I'm no use at the game yet." He spoke as though an endless and blissful period of practice was in front of him. "I suppose you'll be going back soon?" "Back where?" "I mean your leave will be up." "Oh, I'm out of a job just now." So it was genuine blatant indifference. I looked round for something with which to slay him. "I wonder," he said thoughtfully, "if I shall ever find my tennis legs again." "Have you lost them?" I asked sarcastically. "I'm afraid so--er--that is, of course, only one of them really." "Only one of them?" I repeated vaguely. "Yes, Fritzie got it at Jutland; but these new mark gadgets are top-hole. I can nearly dance the fox-trot with mine already." He stretched out the gadget in question and patted it affectionately. The ensuing moment I count as the worst one I have ever known. I had forgotten the Navy. My only excuse is that nowadays, owing to its urgent and unadvertised affairs, we seldom have an opportunity in our village of meeting the Senior Service. But I feel convinced that the irascible Methuselah on the croquet ground was purposely and maliciously guilty of _suppressio veri_. * * * * * [Illustration: "OLE BILL SEZ 'E 'ARDLY NEVER SEES 'IS MISSUS NAH." "OH! 'OW'S THAT, THEN?" "COS SHE'S ALL MORNIN' AN' ARTERNOON IN A SUGAR CUE, AND 'E'S ALL EVENIN' IN A BEER CUE."] * * * * *