Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, October 24, 1917Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 153, October 24, 1917
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
"Batches of one of its regiments were in such a hurry to get out
of the Ypres front when relieved by the 92nd Regiment that they
left without giving the newcomers infor-[inverted type: mation
about the line or state of their flanks.]"--_Scots Paper_.
The line seems to have been seriously disorganised in consequence.
* * * * *
PRATT'S TOURS OF THE FRONT.
THE LAST WORD IN SENSATION.
By special arrangement Pratt's are able to offer their patrons unique
opportunities of witnessing the stirring events of the Great Struggle.
Don't miss it; you may never see another War.
Come and see Tommy at work and play.
Come and be _shelled_--a genuine thrill! Same as during London's
Air-raids, but less danger.
At the conclusion of the Tour patrons will be presented with a
Handsome Medal as a souvenir of their exploits.
* * * * *
The following is a list of Tours that Pratt's offer _you_:--
PRATT'S TOURS OF THE BACK.
(ONE WEEK.)
Very cheap. Very safe. Headquarters at the historic town of Amiens.
Itinerary includes: Battlefields of the Somme and Ancre, Bapaume,
Arras, Vimy Ridge, Ypres, etc. Guides will take parties round the old
British Front lines. The German Defence System will be explained by
harmless Huns actually taken at those places.
_SPECIAL ATTRACTIONS._
Lantern Lecture by Captain Crump at Thiepval Château. Recherché
Suppers at Serre Sucrerie.
* * * * *
PRATT'S TOURS OF TRENCHES.
(FOUR DAYS.)
See the real thing. Live it yourself. Dine in a dugout. Drink rum
as the Tommy drinks it. See Staff Officers at work (if it can be
arranged).
_RESTRICTIONS._
I. Loud laughing and talking is discouraged.
II. Sunshades and umbrellas must not be put up when in the front line.
III. Don't talk to the man at the periscope.
_GAS WARNING._
In case of gas put on the respirator; otherwise breathe out
continuously.
_SPECIAL ATTRACTION._
Official Photographers in attendance during Christmas week.
If possible visitors will be given the opportunity of witnessing a
practice barrage on the Enemy's front line.
Back seats (in ammunition dumps), two guineas. Front seats (firing
line), sixpence.
Terms inclusive for the four days, twenty guineas. Good food. Sugar
_ad lib_. All reasonable precautions taken. Casualties amongst
visitors up to the present, one sick (sugar saturation).
* * * * *
PRATT'S BRIEF TOURS FOR BUSY PEOPLE.
(SATURDAY TO MONDAY.)
Very short. Very moderate terms. Five guineas each tour or three for
twelve and a-half. Bring the boy.
_SPECIAL ATTRACTION._
Magnificent Switchback Railway up and down the Messines Mine Craters.
Spot where Mr. WINSTON CHURCHILL lost his little Homburg hat under
fire will be shown.
* * * * *
THE YPRES CARNIVAL.
(THREE DAYS.)
All the fun of the fair. Souvenirs supplied while you wait.
_SPLENDID SIDE-SHOW FEATURES._
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