When I had written it out I handed it to Celia. "There you are," I said, "and, speaking as an artist, I don't see how I can make it a word shorter." She read it carefully through. "It does sound a jolly house," she said wistfully. "Would it cost a lot as an advertisement?" "About the first year's rent. And even then nobody would take it seriously." "Oh, well, perhaps I'd better go and see another agent." She fingered the advertisement regretfully. "It seems a pity to waste this," she added with a smile. But the artist in me was already quite resolved that it should not be wasted. A.A.M. * * * * * [Illustration: _Lady_. "POOR DEAR! AND SO THEY REJECTED IT? IT'S A SHAME--THEY OUGHT TO SET YOU SIMPLER SUBJECTS."] * * * * * A THREATENED SOURCE OF REVENUE. The POSTMASTER-GENERAL and the CHANCELLOR OF THE EXCHEQUER are at this moment the most melancholy of men. For the last few months they had been quietly chuckling to themselves over one of the most brilliant ideas that ever adorned the annals of Government. But the best laid schemes gang aft agley. While publicists and economic experts were shaking their grey hairs over the prospect of national bankruptcy, the P.M.G. and the C. of E. were weeping jazz tears of joy as the national debt lifted before their eyes "like mist unrolled on the morning wind." And then certain unsophisticated Members of a new, a very new, House of Commons began their deadly work. As a result the main scheme of national solvency is in danger. There are those who still think that the franchise was extended to women merely as an objective piece of political justice. I hate cynicism, and I should be the last to throw cold water on an ideal, but, as I said, the real fruits of that political master-stroke are in danger. While millions of enfranchised women were quietly engaged in writing twice a week to their particular Member, at three half-pence a time (or more), they were unconsciously assisting the considered policy of His Majesty's Government, which was that such letters should be written and remain unanswered; that more letters and still more should be written, stamped and posted to demand an answer, and that still more should be written to friends and relations exposing the grave lack of courtesy at Westminster.