Note: Project Gutenberg also has an HTML version of this file which includes the original illustrations. See 11109-h.htm or 11109-h.zip: (http://www.ibiblio.org/gutenberg/1/1/1/0/11109/11109-h/11109-h.htm) or (http://www.ibiblio.org/gutenberg/1/1/1/0/11109/11109-h.zip) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. VOL. 156. FEBRUARY 12, 1919. CHARIVARIA. "Officers," says a recent A.C.I., "may use their public chargers for general purposes." Army circles regard this as a body blow at the taxi-sharks. *** "I had a thrill the other night," writes a correspondent of _The Daily Mail._ "I encountered a badger on Hampstead Heath." We hesitate to think what he would have encountered if he had had two or three thrills. *** The United States Immigration Bill now before Congress provides that "an alien resident may be joined by his grandfather if over fifty-five years of age." A proposal to extend the privilege to great-grandfathers who have turned their sixtieth year appears to have met with no success. *** "It is highly probable," says the chief medical officer of the Local Government Board, "that masks and goggles will be necessary to ensure freedom from infection from influenza." People who refuse to adopt this simple preventative should be compelled by law to breathe exclusively through their ears. *** The sensational report that the new Director-General of Housing has already found a house turns out to be unfounded. It is no secret, however, that the Department is on the track of several. *** "There is a Members' cloak-room," says a contemporary in "Hints to M.P.'s," "where an attendant will take your coat and hat." So different from those other political clubs where another member usually takes them. *** SHAKSPEARE on Glasgow: "For this relief much tanks.". *** The salute, says a correspondent, is being reintroduced into the German Army. Kicking an officer on the parade-ground for other than political reasons is also forbidden. *** The Consumers' Council urge, _inter alia,_ "that the Food Ministry ought to be retained so long as there is any need of food control." This view is regarded as entirely too narrow by officials of the Ministry, who feel that the public is just beginning to love them for themselves alone. *** A sale of ninety specially-selected mules is announced to take place at Tattersall's to-morrow. In the technical language of the live-stock trade a "specially-selected" mule is one which has a clear reach of six feet at either end. *** "The Government must say what it will do," states _The Daily Mail_. Waiting for _The Daily Mail_ to say it first must not be allowed to degenerate into a mere mechanical habit. *** For impersonating a voter a carpenter of Gloucester has just been sentenced to a month's imprisonment. Where he succeeded in obtaining the disguise from is not known.