Note: Project Gutenberg also has an HTML version of this file which includes the original illustrations. See 10952-h.htm or 10952-h.zip: (http://www.ibiblio.org/gutenberg/1/0/9/5/10952/10952-h/10952-h.htm) or (http://www.ibiblio.org/gutenberg/1/0/9/5/10952/10952-h.zip) PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI. VOL. 156. JANUARY 15, 1919. CHARIVARIA. A memorial to SIMON DE MONTFORT has been unveiled at Evesham, where he fell in 1265. A pathetic inquiry reaches us as to whether SIMON is yet demobilised. *** We are informed that the project of adding a "Silence Room" to the National Liberal Club is to be resuscitated. *** "Small one piece houses of concrete," says _The National News_, "are now quite common in America." The only complaint, it appears, is that some of them are just a trifle tight under the arms. *** We hope that the proposed revival by a well-known theatre manager of _The Sins of David_ so shortly after the General Election is not the work of a defeated Candidate. *** "Some of the discredited Radical organs," says a contemporary, "are already toying with Bolshevism." A case of "_Soviet qui peut_." *** The report that a number of distinguished Irish Unionists have been ordered to choose between the LORD-LIEUTENANT's Reconstruction Committee and the O.B.E. is causing anxiety in Dublin Club circles. *** Weymouth Council has decided to change the name of Holstein Avenue. We deprecate these attempts to force the Peace Conference's hand. *** Mr. HENRY FORD's new paper is called _The Dearborn Independent_. Most independent papers, it is noticed, are that. *** "Why has the Government raised the price of new sharps?" asks "FARMER" in _The Daily Mail_. They may cost more, but they look to us like the same old sharps. *** "Sensation-mongering" is the public's verdict on the startling report circulated last week that a Civil Servant had been seen running. *** The National Potato Exhibition, it is announced, will in future be held at Birmingham. The League of Political Small Potatoes, on the other hand, has moved its permanent headquarters to Manchester. *** There were 21,457 fewer paupers in London last week compared with the same period in 1915, it is stated. All we can say is, it isn't London's fault. *** A correspondent, writing to a contemporary, thinks it should be illegal for one taxi-driver to talk to another in the streets. It would be interesting under these circumstances to see what happened if two rival cabs collided. *** With reference to the Upper Norwood gentleman who is reported to have arrived home early one night last week, it is not true that he travelled by tube. He walked. *** One thing after another. No sooner is influenza on the wane than we read of a serious outbreak of Jazz music in London. ***