The Bolshevists in Russia, we are told, are busy sowing seeds of sedition. For some time it has been suspected that the Bolshevists were up to no good. *** HERBERT WELSH, aged sixty-seven, has started to walk from New Jersey to New Hampshire, U.S.A., a distance of five hundred miles. In the absence of fuller details we assume that HERBERT must have lost his train. *** "Postage stamps," says a weekly snippets paper, "can be obtained at all post-offices." This should prove a boon to those who have letters to write. *** It is thought if a certain well-known judge does not soon ask, "What is whisky?" he will have to content himself with the past tense. *** "What to do with a Wasp" is a headline in a contemporary. We have not read the article, but our own plan with wasps is to try to dodge them. *** We hear that complications may arise from an unfortunate mistake made at a Jazz Competition held in London last week. It appears that the prize was awarded to a lady suffering from hysteria who was not competing. *** A taxi-driver in a suburb of London was married last week to a local telephone operator. Speculation is now rife as to which will be the first to break down and say "Thank you." *** The Press reports the case of a young lady who received slight injuries from a slab of ceiling which fell on her head whilst she was asleep in bed, but was saved from further damage by the thickness of her hair. This should act as a warning to those ladies who adopt the silly habit of removing their tresses on retiring for the night. * * * * * [Illustration: _Hospital Orderly (taking particulars of new patient_). "NAME, SIR?" _Patient_. "SIR BRUCE BLAZEAWAY." _Hospital Orderly_. "RANK?" _Patient_. "LIEUTENANT-GENERAL." _Hospital Orderly_. "BATTALION?"] * * * * * TO SIGN OR NOT TO SIGN? As Count BROCKDORFF-RANTZAU puts it, quoting from his German translation of _Hamlet: "Sein oder nicht sein, dass ist hier die Frage_." * * * * * "The recommendations of the Jerram Committee came before a conference between a representative body of lower deck ratings and members of Parliament who sit for naval constituencies. The veterinary chief petty officer presided."--_Sunday Paper_. The rank is new to us; but he must be just the man to look after the interests of our sea-dogs. * * * * * From the "Transactions" of a photographic society:-- "Mr. ---- stated that as Architectural Photography covered a large and varied field he purposed to confine his remarks to the line of work most familiar to him, namely, The Interiors of some of the great English Ministers." Now at last we shall know if the Government's heart is in the right place. * * * * * TO ROBERT OF THE FORCE.