[Illustration: _Master_. "BUT, JENKINS, THE NAME OF THE COMPLAINT IS NOT PEWMONIA. SURELY YOU'VE HEARD ME AGAIN AND AGAIN SAY 'PNEUMONIA'?" _Man_. "WELL, SIR, I 'AVE; BUT I DIDN'T LIKE TO CORRECT YOU."] * * * * * HOW TO SOLVE THE FOOD PROBLEM. "Superior Working Housekeeper and young Maid for Ladies' College. No cooking; students sleep only."--_Church Times_. * * * * * COMMERCIAL CANDOUR. "The interesting announcement is made that a regular air service for perishable goods and passengers is to be established at Edinburgh."--_Scotsman_. * * * * * "The London season has begun with its usual extensive programme of religious services in various London churches."--_Scots Paper_. The best comment that we have yet seen on this statement occurs in the following (also from a Scots paper):-- "The Commander-in-Chief has borne testimony on behalf of the Grand Fleet to the work that the Scittish Bishops have done for the Navy during the War." END. End of Project Gutenberg's Punch, Volume 156, 26 March 1919, by Various