And now what spectacle greets us at Murmansk, with everybody's camera cleared for action? What is the example set by those to whom we naturally look for light and leading? Behold the General and his Staff coming on board in the snow-reflected sunshine flashing with the gold and scarlet trimmings of Whitehall. And what of the old residents, our comrades? They are playing football in shorts and sweaters. The genial R.T.O. cheered us up a little and kept the more resolute of our Arctic heroes in countenance by sporting a magnificent and irresistible fur head-dress; but an R.T.O. can do what would be regarded as nerve in you and me; and, moreover, here is the A.P.M. in the familiar flat cap, encircled with the traditional colour of authority. Even the nice little Laplander and his lady, driving in to do shopping, drawn on a sleigh by a nicely-matched trio of reindeer, was sitting on more furs than he or Mrs. L. were wearing; while even the naked team seemed to feel the heat oppressive. I suppose we have come too late in the year for the romance of skins and ski, and must condescend to the familiar gum-boot until the mosquito season opens and a man may design some becoming effect in muslin. Of course there is still plenty of snow to be photographed against in the full splendour of a Hyperborean disguise; but is it worth while to unpack one's valise for that? And anyhow would not the atmosphere of the picture be marred, the pose of the explorer be rendered unnatural by his consciousness of insincerity and his fear of imminent suffocation? So the Photographic Press of England must bear their loss as best they may. * * * * * "Dear Sir,--Mr. Gould has authorised this committee to hereby and of this date relinquish the title of world's open champion at tennis. He feels it is inexpedient for him to defend his title."--_Field_. It is understood that he is afraid that the strain might make him split another infinitive. * * * * * "Mr. Siddons Kemble, a young Bensonian actor, who plays the part of 'A Poet' in 'Cyrano,' is the great-great-grandson of the actress Sarah Siddons and her equally famous brothers, John Phillip Kemble, Charles Kemble and Henry Stephen Kemble."--_Evening News_. There must have been a remarkable amount of close intermarriage in the KEMBLE family. * * * * * ROYAL ACADEMY--FIRST DEPRESSIONS. [Illustration: _Ulysses (disillusioned)._ "FULL SPEED AHEAD!"] [Illustration: _Sir William Bull (to Mr. Hacker)_. "I WARN YOU THAT IF THIS ASH FALLS IT MAY THROW ME OFF MY BALANCE."] [Illustration: "PULVIS ET UMBRA." _Excited Spectator_. "TWO TO ONE ON UMBRA."] [Illustration: _Disgusted Artist_. "WHAT'S THE GOOD OF MY TRYING TO PAINT HER WHEN SHE KEEPS ON FALLING ASLEEP?" ] [Illustration: "OH, DO HURRY UP AND FINISH! I'M GROWING OUT OF MY CLOTHES."]