[Illustration: _Urchin (contemptuously)_ "HUH! YER MOTHER TAKES IN WASHIN'!" _Neighbour_. "WELL, YER DIDN'T S'POSE SHE'D LEAVE IT HANGIN' AHT OVERNIGHT UNLESS YOUR FARVER WAS IN PRISON, DID YER?"] * * * * * From a report of the Cippenham inquiry:-- "Witness: 'Oh, I have a hide like a rhinorocerus.'"--_Evening Paper_. This pachyderm is new to us. * * * * * End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 156, May 14, 1919, by Various