Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, May 21, 1919Various
General
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 156, May 21, 1919
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
When the Ways and Communications Bill was before the Commons the
Minister-Designate buttressed his case with the alarming statement
that there would be a deficit of one hundred millions this year on the
working of the railways. Members were therefore surprised to find in
the Budget that only sixty millions was provided to meet it. Even
in these days a discrepancy of forty millions does not pass entirely
unnoticed. When taxed with it, Mr. CHAMBERLAIN said he thought it was
due to Government traffic not having been allowed for in the original
calculation, but advised his questioner to ask Sir ERIC GEDDES to
explain. For some reason--can it be the formidable appearance of the
GEDDES chin?--Sir JOSEPH WALTON did not seem greatly pleased at the
prospect.
Like many another Chief Secretary before him, Mr. IAN MACPHERSON, who
reappeared in the House after a long absence in Ireland, had to
figure with a scourge in one hand and an olive branch in the other.
At Question-time he was the stern upholder of law and order, obliged
within the last few days to suspend a seditious newspaper and to
surround the Dublin Mansion House with soldiers. A few moments later
he was moving the Second Reading of a most generous Housing Bill,
under which Irish Corporations will be enabled to build thousands of
dwellings largely at the expense of the general taxpayer.
[Illustration: FAILING TO DIFFER.
SIR EDWARD CARSON AND MR. DEVLIN.]
In his warm welcome to the measure Sir EDWARD CARSON revealed a side
of his character not often seen, except by his personal friends.
He was so sympathetic to the needs of the Irish working-classes, so
eloquent upon the benefits to health, sobriety and contentment that
good houses would secure, and so insistent upon the necessity of
making the new dwellings beautiful as well as useful, that Mr. DEVLIN
could do little more than say "ditto to Mr. BURKE."
_Wednesday, May 16th_.--Those persons, at home and abroad, who persist
in regarding the British as universal land-grabbers will please note
that Spitsbergen, despite the undoubted fact that an Englishman landed
there three centuries ago, leaves us cold. Although no direct response
was made to Mr. ASHLEY'S suggestion that the future of the island
should be referred to the Coal Commission, it is widely felt that if
Mr. SMILLIE and Sir LEO CHIOZZA MONEY would volunteer to explore its
possibilities they would be doing the country signal service.
The drawbacks of having the Leadership of the Opposition in commission
were further exemplified when Sir DONALD MACLEAN in his most
impressive manner asked for a day to discuss Lord FRENCH'S
communications to the Press. Mr. BONAR LAW inquired if he desired to
move a Vote of Censure in his capacity as Leader of the Opposition.
"No, no," shouted the supporters of the rival claimants, Mr. ADAMSON
and Mr. GEORGE LAMBERT. Whereupon Sir DONALD altered his tone and
mildly observed that he only wanted to clear up a constitutional
point.
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