It is rumoured at Cambridge that Mr. MAYNARD KEYNES, mollified by the reception of his momentous work, has plunged into an orgy of optimism, the first-fruits of which will be a treatise on _The Gastronomic Consequences of the Peace_. Those who have been fortunate enough to see the MS. declare that the personal sketches of Mr. CLYNES, Mr. G.H. ROBERTS, Mr. HOOVER and M. ESCOFFIER are marked by a coruscating wit unparalleled in the annals of Dietetics. The account of a dinner at the "White Horse" is perhaps the _clou_ of an exceptionally exhilarating entertainment. This agreeable swing of the pendulum is further illustrated by the report that Mr. PHILIP GIBBS, by way of counteracting the depression caused by his last book, is contemplating a palliative under the title of _Humours of the Home Front_. It is hoped that the book will come out serially in the pages of _The Hibbert Journal_. Very welcome too is the report, not yet officially confirmed, that Sir E. RAY LANKESTER is engaged on a genial biography of Sir ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE, with special reference to his achievements in the domain of psychical research. Other similar rumours are flying about in Fleet Street, but we give them with necessary reserve. One of them credits Mr. LYTTON STRACHEY with the resolve to indite a panegyric of the Archbishop of CANTERBURY. Another ascribes to Lord FISHER the preparation of a treatise on _The Evils of Egotism_. * * * * * THE WEEK'S GREAT THOUGHT. "We are at a crisis, and a critical one at that."--_Sir ARCHIBALD SALVIDGE in "The Sunday Chronicle_." * * * * * IN A GOOD CAUSE. A special matinee is to be given by Mr. CHARLES GULLIVER at the Paladium, on Friday, March 19th, for the National Children's Adoption Association. Mrs. LLOYD GEORGE, who makes a strong appeal for this good work, will receive applications for tickets at 10, Downing Street, S.W., and cheques should be made payable to her. [Illustration: MANNERS AND MODES. THE ELECT ARE PRIVILEGED TO SEE THE FINISHED STATUE OF HERCULES BY A CELEBRATED SCULPTOR.] * * * * * SONGS OF THE HOME. IV.--THE BARRISTER HUSBAND. _How doth the Barrister delight,_ _According to his sort,_ _To mix in any form of fight_ _In any kind of Court._ When Nurse's temper runs amok, And Cook is by the ears, And all the home is terror-struck By notices and tears, And Madame begs me estimate What argument or bounce'll Restore and keep the peace, I state Opinion of Counsel:-- "With language dignified and terse And with a haughty look I should annihilate the Nurse And coldly crush the Cook; And, if they started in to weep, A word would make them stow it:-- 'That's not effective, merely cheap; And, what is more, you know it.'"