Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, December 1, 1920Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, December 1, 1920
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
[We print as it reaches us this strange incoherent ejaculatory
effusion, signed "A Lover of the Old Italian Opera." With the
general spirit of this valediction it is possible to feel a
certain amount of sympathy, but the author is clearly inaccurate
in including amongst the bygone glories of the institution which
he deplores places, persons, musical and even culinary features
which are by no means obsolete. We confess also to grave misgiving
as to the purity of the writer's style, which in some lines seems
to smack more of the debased Anglo-Italian of Soho than the
crystal-clarity of the Tuscan of Carducci.]
O TEMPI passati!--
PAGANI, FRASCATI,
MASCAGNI, SGAMBATI--
O Asti spumante!
O scena cantante!
Polenta, risotto,
O contra-fagotto!
Sordini, spaghetti,
BELLINI, confetti.
O cioppo dal grillo!
TARTINI del "trillo,"
_Barbiere_, "Di tanti,"
O fiaschi di Chianti!
O dolce solfeggio!
O caro arpeggio!
Salsiccia con veggio!
O lingua Toscana!
O bocca Romana!
O voce di petto!
_Rigoletto_, _Masetto_,
Stringendo e stretto,
O notte di festa!
E poi mal di testa.
O Caffe di GATTI!
O PASTA! O PATTI!
O PATTI! O PASTA!
O Brava! O Basta!
O danza San VITO!
_Clemenza di Tito_,
CAMILLO BOITO,
_Sarastro_, "Qui sdegno,"
Da capo, dal segno,
ALBANI, ALBONI!
TREBELLI, GARDONI!
O coloratura!
O bella bravura!
O "Salve dimora!"
O _Norma_, _Dinorah!_
O lunga cadenza
Senza desinenza,
O tempo rubato!
Strumenti a fiato!
O pingue contralto!
O ponte di Rialto!
O basso profondo!
O fine del mondo!
O "voi che sapete!"--
PER SEMPRE VALETE!
* * * * *
=RACING AS A BUSINESS.=
[The kind of article which one may confidently look for in the
sporting columns of a penny newspaper at this time of the year.]
From the very beginning of the season I have insisted that our
objective should be "the winter's keep." Those who have stuck to me
all along and played my system are on velvet.
During the flat-racing year I have given a hundred-and-fourteen
selections. Let me just tabulate the results; I like tabulating, for
it fills my column in no time.
Selections. Won. Second. Third. Unplaced.
114 5 8 1 100
N.B.--Non-starters neglected.
The above is a statement of which I may well be proud. I assert with
confidence that few sporting journalists can show anything like this
record.
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