Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, July 14th, 1920Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, July 14th, 1920
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The gist of Mr. CHURCHILL'S comprehensive reply to allegations of waste at
Chilwell was that there were not enough sheds to cover all the stores, and
that to build additional accommodation would cost more than it would save.
There was a pleasant Hibernian flavour about his admission that the goods,
"if they remained in their present condition, would, of course,
deteriorate."
Who says that D.O.R.A. has outlived her usefulness? The HOME SECRETARY
announced that the sale of chocolates in theatres is still _verboten_, so
the frugal swain, whose "best girl" has a healthy appetite, may breathe
again.
[Illustration: DAVID COPPERFIELD UP TO DATE.
_Mr. Clynes._ "LOOK HERE--IF THE PRICE OF ALE KEEPS ON GOING UP LIKE THIS
I'LL HAVE TO SPEAK TO AUSTEN CHAMBERLAIN ABOUT IT."]
Mr. CLYNES, usually so cautious, was in a reckless mood. First he tried to
move the adjournment over the GOLOVIN revelations, and was informed by the
SPEAKER that a report of doubtful authenticity, relating to events that
happened over a year ago, could hardly be described as either "urgent" or
"definite."
Next, on the Finance Bill, he shocked his temperance colleagues by boldly
demanding cheaper beer. But, although he received the powerful support of
Admiral Sir R. HALL, he failed to soften the heart of the CHANCELLOR, who
declared that he must have his increased revenue, and that the beer-drinker
must pay his share of it.
Mr. CHAMBERLAIN turned a more sympathetic ear to the bark of another
sea-dog, Admiral ADAIR, who sought a reduction of the tax on champagne, and
mentioned the horrifying fact that even City Companies were abandoning its
consumption. He received the unexpected support of Lieutenant-Commander
KENWORTHY, who declared that Yorkshire miners always had a bottle after
their day's work and denounced an impost that would rob a poor man of his
"boy." Eventually the CHANCELLOR agreed to reduce the new _ad valorem_ duty
by a third. He might have made the same reduction in the case of cigars but
for the declaration of a Labour Member that this was becoming "a rich man's
Budget from top to bottom."
_Wednesday, July 7th._--Never was Lord Haldane's power of clear thinking
employed to better advantage than in his lucid exposition of the Duplicands
and Feu-duties (Scotland) Bill. I would not like to assert positively that
all the Peers present fully grasped the momentous fact that a duplicand was
a "casualty" and might be sometimes twice the feu-duty and sometimes three
times that amount; but they understood enough to agree that it was a very
fearful wild-fowl and ought to be restrained by law.
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