Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, July 7th, 1920 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, July 7th, 1920Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 159, July 7th, 1920
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
The second exceptional man was a taxi-driver. I wanted to get to a certain
office before it shut, and there were very few minutes to do it in. The
driver did his best, but we arrived just too late; the door was locked.
"That's a bit of hard luck," he said. "But they're all so punctual closing
now. It's the daylight-saving does it. Makes people think of the open-air
more than they used."
As I finished paying him--no small affair, with all the new supplements--he
resumed.
"I'm sorry you had the journey for nothing," he said. "It's rough. But
never mind--have something on Comrade for the Grand Prix" (he pronounced
"Prix" to rhyme with "fix") "in France on Sunday. I'm told it's the goods.
Then you won't mind about your bad luck this afternoon. Don't forget--
Comrade to win and one, two, three."
After this I must revise my opinion of taxi-drivers, which used not to be
very high: especially as Comrade differed from most racehorses of my
acquaintance by coming in first.
The third man perhaps was more unexpected than exceptional. His
unexpectedness took the form not of benevolence but of culture. He is a
vendor of newspapers. A pleasant old fellow with a smiling weather-beaten
face, grey moustache and a cloth cap, whom I have known for most of the six
years during which he has stood every afternoon except Sundays on the kerb
between a lamp-post and a letter-box at one of London's busiest corners. I
have bought his papers and referred to the weather all that time, but I
never talked with him before. Why, I cannot say; I suppose because the hour
had not struck. On Friday, however, we had a little conversation, all
growing from the circumstance that while he was counting out change I
noticed a fat volume protruding from his coat pocket and asked him what it
was.
It was his reply that qualified him to be numbered among Friday's elect.
"That book?" he said--"that's _Barchester Towers_."
I asked him if he read much.
He said he loved reading, and particularly stories. MARIE CORELLI, OUIDA,
he read them all; but TROLLOPE was his favourite. He liked novels in
series; he liked to come on the same people again.
"But there's another reason," he added, "why I like TROLLOPE. You see we
were both at the Post Office."
Some day soon I am going to try him with one of Mr. WALKLEY'S criticisms.
E.V.L.
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[Illustration: "A--AH! D'YOU K--KNOW YOU'RE S--STANDING ON MY FOOT?"
"WELL, WOT YER GOIN' TO DO ABAHT IT?"]
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From an article on the Lawn Tennis Championship, purporting to be written
by Mlle. SUZANNE LENGLEN:--
"Quelle journees ils etait!"
"Mon dieu, comme etait beau!"
"C'est le partie le plus dispute."
_Sunday Paper._
We can only hope that the Entente is now strong enough to survive even
these shocks.
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[Illustration: IT'S ALL IN THE GAME.]
[Illustration: IT'S ALL IN THE GAME.]
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