What Columbia has done she of course can undo (That's English, you know; quite English, you know); Our old fiscal system has gone all askew. (Like the English, you know; say _some_ English, you know.) Protection has got to the street that's called Queer; Free Trade!--well, her advent may distant appear; Anyhow, _do_ just glance at this lady, my dear. She's English, you know; quite English, you know. _Chorus._ Mark the things she will say which 'twere prudent to hear, They're English, you know; quite English, you know. Our system's not solid or stable, I fear. Not English, not English, you know. Protection and you very long have been friends (That's Yankee, you know; quite Yankee, you know); But sure such a Surplus serves no useful ends. To Yankees, you know, robbed Yankees, you know. Humph! Yes, English "Chambers of Commerce" _do_ pule Just now for Protection; they're playing the fool. But they'll hardly score much off the old Free Trade School. That's English, you know; quite English, you know. _Chorus._ Heed not all the VINCENTS and BARTLETTS you hear, Though English, you know; mad English, you know. Economists know they are very small beer, Though English, half English, you know. For SALISBURY, GLADSTONE and BRIGHT all agree (They're English, you know; all English, you know,) That this new Fair Trade fad is pure fiddle-de-dee. (Not English, you know; _not_ English, you know.) The Farmers and Landlords want prices to rise, So they look on Fair Trade with encouraging eyes; But they'll hardly get Statesmen to be their allies, Who're English, you know; true English, you know. [Illustration: "QUITE ENGLISH, YOU KNOW." PRESIDENT CLEVELAND (_to_ COLUMBIA). "WILL YOU ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE THIS YOUNG LADY?"] _Chorus._ Trade Chambers may vote, Tory delegates cheer (They're sure to, you know; quite sure to, you know); But "Fiscal Reform" won't fool many, I fear, Who're English; wise English, you know. Columbia, _may_ I present my young friend? She's English, I know; quite English, I know. I _don't_ say adopt her; I _do_ say--attend, Though she's English, you know; quite English, you know. At any rate deign to vouchsafe her a smile, I fear my Republican friends she will rile; But she may prove a friend, though she comes from the Isle That's English, you know; quite English, you know. _Chorus._ The things I have said 'tis high time you should hear, In English, you know; plain English, you know. So let me present this young lady, my dear, Though she's English, quite English, you know! * * * * * [Illustration: THE NEW SHYLOCK. _From a Portrait sketched by the Great McDermott, Q.C., during a recent Irish Trial._] * * * * * THE PLUCK OF GGGRRANDDDOLLLMANN'S CAMP. (_A Story of the Welsh Gold Fields._) BY BRITT PART.