Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 93, December 3, 1887Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 93, December 3, 1887
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
But the affairs at Butlerstown should not withdraw our gaze from a not
less momentous event which recently happened in the neighbourhood of
Cork city. Mr. +P-rn-ll+, as he has recently explained to you, has not
found it expedient or even necessary to take part in our recent public
proceedings in Ireland. But this abstention is to a certain extent
illusory. It is no secret in our inner circles that our glorious Chief
was but the other day in close communication with his constituents in
the city of Cork. He arrived shortly after breakfast in a balloon which
was skilfully brought to pause over the rising ground by Sunday's Well.
At the approach of the balloon the trained intelligence of the Police
fathomed the plot. The Privy Council was immediately communicated with.
Sworn information was laid, and the meeting was solemnly proclaimed by
telegraph. In the meanwhile, Mr. +P-rn-ll+ had addressed the meeting at
some length and met with an enthusiastic reception. The Police massing
in considerable numbers and beginning to bâton the electors, the Hon.
Member poured a bag of ballast over them, and the balloon, gracefully
rising, disappeared in the direction of Limerick. The proceedings then
terminated.
I expect that the success of this new departure, or perhaps I should say
this unexpected arrival, will encourage our great Chief to pay a series
of flying visits to Ireland. His adventure was certainly happier and
more successful than one which befell our esteemed friend +Tim H-ly+,
and nearly brought to an untimely conclusion a life dear to us and of
inestimable value to Ireland. +Tim+ was announced to take the chair at a
mass meeting summoned under the auspices of the local branch of the Land
League of Longford. A room was taken, the word passed round, and all
preparations made for a successful meeting. The Police, however, got
wind of it, and of course the meeting was proclaimed. But +Tim+, as you
may happen to know, is not the man to have his purpose lightly set
aside. It was made known that +Tim+ would make his speech and the Police
might catch him if they could. You know, may be, the big factory in the
thriving town of Longford--the one with a tall chimbly? Well, the word
was passed along again that the bhoys were to assemble about the
factory. "Would they bring a chair or a table," they said, "for +Tim+ to
stand on?" "No," said +Tim+, wiping his spectacles, "you leave it to
me."
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