_Mr. Justice St-ph-n._ Read up everything. After doing this, at last give my attention to the study of law. _Mem._--Who was "The _Master of the Sentences_?" Must get his work, and revise some of my own. _Sir F. L-ght-n, P.R.A._ Commence getting up Academy Speech for opening day. _Mem._--Read _Lemprière's Classical Dictionary_ for subject for big R.A. picture. _Sir J. E. M-ll-s, R.A._ Knock off a few pictures for Illustrated papers of Christmas, 1888. Any model with fair hair will do. Write to P-RS' S--p people. _W. P. Fr-th, R.A._ Write more Recollections. _Note._--Wish I'd taken to this sort of thing earlier in life. _Mr. L-b-ch-re, M.P._ Must get rid of BR-DL-GH; always been rather a drag on me. Try and hit on some other popular notion as good as _Truth's_ Christmas Toys. Keep Eye on "EDMUND." _Mr. Edm-nd Y-t-s._ Write more Recollections and Experiences. Call them _Moi-Mêmeries_. Keep eye on "HENRY." _Mr. J. L. T-le._ Spend all my spare time in arranging jokes for speeches. Note them down every morning when shaving. Send an occasional letter to friend IRV-NG. _H. Irv-ng._ Refuse title if offered. Tell friend T-LE to do the same. _Mr. J. L. S-ll-v-n (Pugilist)._ Challenge somebody. "Excuse my glove." _Mr. J. Sm-th (Pugilist)._ Challenge S-LL-V-N, and fight him. _Sir A. S-ll-v-n (Composer)._ Leave Society to the other S-LL-V-N. Have had enough of it. Get back to my music. Give up G-LB-RT as soon as possible. _Mr. W. S. G-lb-rt._ Hang music. Write something or other without it. As soon as possible, give up S-LL-V-N. Also dispense with GR-SSM-TH. _F. L-ckw-d, Q.C., M.P._ Renounce Law and Politics. Draw for _Punch_. Ask H. F-RN-SS to give me a few lessons. _Right Hon. D-vid R. Pl-nk-t, M.P._ Take a walk about London every morning _at least_, with view to rivalling _Sam Weller_ in extent, if not peculiarity, of my knowledge of this "Vast Metrolopus." _Mrs. B-rn-rd B-re._ Look after the acting rights of _La Tosca_. Get as good a play (if I can) as _As in the Looking-glass_, from the author of the novel. Go to Paris, and see dear SARAH. Find a better theatre than the Opéra Comique. _Mr. S-ntl-y._ Learn "_The Vicar of Bray_," and "_Father O'Flynn_," as I have not added many new songs of late years to my _répertoire_. _Mr. S-ms R-v-s._ Keep all my notes for my Autobiography. What title? _Apologia?_ _M-d-me P-tti._ Have "_Home, Sweet Home_," translated into foreign languages, to give it an air of novelty. Leave Wales to the Welshers. _Mr. A-g-st-s H-rr-s._ Commence Pantomime for 1888-89. Entertain everybody. Send Life Pass for the Queen's Box, to the Assistant Architect of the Metropolitan Board of Works. Must be presented at Court this year. Should look well in Court suit.