Old Morality and his colleagues on the Treasury Bench began to grow uneasy. No saying where CAMPBELL'S list might end. FERGUSSON whispered to and nudged till, propped on his feet, he feebly urged that Moderator of Free Church of Scotland does not come under the category of a Foreign Potentate. A poor quibble this. But CAMPBELL generously disinclined to push his advantage, and Government escaped immediate defeat. Growing excitement as Division on JOHN MORLEY'S Amendment restricting duration of Act to three years approached. RITCHIE has invented new way of taking Division. Members as anxious to try it as nursery of children to handle new toy. At first some little difficulty in understanding it. Members crowded round RITCHIE and asked how it was done. "Nothing easier or clearer," he said. "There are six doors, which we will call A, B, C, D, E, and F. As soon as division bell rings, F is closed. B is left half open. Members voting 'Aye' pass through the A door and meet the 'Noes' coming through D. A and C are then simultaneously shut. If B is open, the 'Ayes' and the 'Noes,' having seen E closed, form in one stream, pass through, and there you are. Don't you see?" [Illustration: Young 'Olden.] Everybody saw quite clearly. Quite a pleasure to see ISAAC HOLDEN (_etat._ eighty, but full of youthful vigour) starting off to try the new experiment. Got through all right. But, half an hour later, GILBERT GREENALL found in recesses of ventilating cellars, where, he said, he was "looking for door E." _Business done._--Report on Coercion Bill. _Tuesday._--WILFRID LAWSON made admirable suggestion to-night. Proposes that, when titles or honours are conferred upon anyone, a statement should accompany announcement, setting forth the public services on account of which the honour has been conferred. It is so done in respect of Victoria Cross. List of Honours conferred in connection with Jubilee show the necessity of extending custom. "Who's he?" said Sir BORTHWICK, Bart., looking down the _Gazette_ when it came out. "Never heard of him, nor him either. I seem to be really the only distinguished person in the lot." List notable not only for what it includes but for what it omits. House of Commons united in expectation of one recognition, looked for in vain. If "Barnets" were to be made in Jubilee time, why was JOSEPH GILLIS overlooked? This thought in everyone's mind, as JOEY B. turned up to-night telling in a division against the Government. His public appearance now so rare that its recurrence was an event. Since he came into possession of Castle Butlerstown the alteration, long-working, made sudden and complete advance. His moustache, now past the indefinite stage, is an unquestionable reality, and to see JOEY B. twirling it _à la_ RANDOLPH, is a delight to the quiet mind. JOSEPH feels his new responsibilities. When reproached by TIM HEALY with his excessive respectability he is not moved. [Illustration: "Who's he?"]