Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 93, July 9, 1887. — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 93, July 9, 1887.Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 93, July 9, 1887.
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
_Friday, Midnight._--Since dinner-time there has been exhilarating scene
in Palace Yard. Nearly every 'bus that has passed has dropped a Duchess
at the gate. Four-wheelers, conveying Countesses, have regularly filed
in; whilst, what Sir ROBERT PEEL would call "Noble Baronesses," have
arrived on foot. As distinguished Novelist somewhere writes, "Lo! a
strange thing has happened." On ordinary days House of Lords, which
commences public business at 5.30, adjourns about 5.37. At this hour of
midnight House still sitting, and no sign of Adjournment. Irish Land
Bill under debate. Subject irresistible to Noble Lords. Have foregone
their late afternoon drive in the Park. More than one has patriotically
dined on a chop.
A flush of honest pride mantles many a noble countenance. All very well
for the Commons to boast of their long sittings; but see what the Peers
can do when duty calls! At first a little consternation at the arrivals
from without. But even that turns out well. There were stories of
anxious wives communicating with House of Commons during All-night
Sittings, and finding errant husbands not there. But here are Noble
Lords unflinchingly serving their country, remaining at their post,
whate'er betide.
A beautiful and a soothing sight, which affects to tears some of the
Commons, who sit in the Gallery, and look down upon it.
_Business done._--Lords pass Report Stage of Irish Land Bill.
* * * * *
"HOME, SWEET HOME!"
(_New Version, by a Much-Worn-out M.P._)
"The welcome cry, 'Who goes home' sounds like a melancholy dirge
through the rapidly-emptying lobbies."--Mr. OSBORNE MORGAN, M.P.,
_in the_ "_Nineteenth Century_."
MIDST clauses and paragraphs though we may roam.
Be it ever so dirge-like, there's no cry like "Home!"
A charm undefined seems to hallow it there,
After TANNER'S loud shindy and CONYBEARE'S blare.
Home! Home! Sweet, sweet "Home!"
Be it ever so dirge-like, there's no cry like "Home!"
An exile from office, I will not complain,
Give me only my calm "beauty sleep" once again;
The birds singing sweetly at dawn be my lot
To hear, not loud torrents of partisan rot.
Home! Home! Sweet, sweet "Home!"
Be it ever so dirge-like, there's no cry like "Home!"
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CRICKET AT LORD'S.
_Hits by Dumb Crambo, Jun._
[Illustration: A Patient Innings.]
[Illustration: A Cut in front of Point.]
[Illustration: Over!]
[Illustration: Last Man. His usual form.]
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