Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 93, October 15th 1887Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 93, October 15th 1887
Various
English wit and humor -- Periodicals
Gentle SHEPHERD, tell me true,
Did, selecting time and place,
Wary KEEVIL go for you,--
Hit you on the chest and face?
Did he, waiting on the stairs,
Watch until you passed him by,
Then adroitly, unawares,
Plant one on your weather eye?
Did, O SHEPHERD, tell me true,
Wary KEEVIL get at you!
Gentle SHEPHERD, answer me,
Say, did you, when last you spoke,
Language use that possibly
Wary KEEVIL might provoke?
If so, p'raps 'twas not too wise,
Though it could involve no right
To attempt to black your eyes
In a stand-up Board-Room fight!
Ah! sweet SHEPHERD, sure his due
He will get who went for you!
* * * * *
"PROUD O' THE TITLE."--The Bishop of LICHFIELD,
in one of his speeches at the Church Congress last week,
included the English Roman Catholics among the "other
Nonconformists." Then his Lordship was graciously
pleased to observe that he was very willing to acknowledge
the QUEEN as supreme, but objected to the authority
of Parliament, in Church matters. It is very evident on
which side Dr. MACLAGAN would have been in the reign
of the pure and pious HENRY THE EIGHTH, when that
amiable monarch ordered the decapitation of those
bigoted and obtuse "Nonconformists," Bishop FISHER,
and Sir THOMAS MORE.
* * * * *
[Illustration: HARDLY FAIR.
OUR ARTIST PAINTS AN INTERESTING STUDY OF A FURZE BUSH.]
* * * * *
THE NEW NORTH-WEST PASSAGE.
_A Colloquy on the Canadian Shore._
_Canada._ "Westward the course of empire takes its way."
_Britannia._ The Bishop's famous line, dear, bears to-day
Modified meaning; westward runs indeed
The route of empire,--ours!
_Canada._ If I succeed
In drawing hither Trade's unfaltering feet
And _yours_, my triumph then will be complete.
_Britannia._ Across your continent from sea to sea
All is our own, my child, and all is free.
No jealous rivals spy around our path
With watchfulness not far remote from wrath.
The sea-ways are my own, free from of old
To keels adventurous and bosoms bold.
Now, from my western cliffs that front the deep
To where the warm Pacific waters sweep
Around Cathay and old Zipangu's shore,
My course is clear. What can I wish for more?
To your young enterprise the praise is due.
_Canada._ The praise, and profit, I would share with you.
Canadian energy has felt the spur
Of British capital; the flush and stir
Of British patriot blood is in our heart;
Still I am glad you think I've done my part.
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