Un artichaut barigoule 12fr. Un châteaubriand 16 " 1 sole 10 " 1 noix de veau 10 " 1 homard 25 " 1 salade 3 " 1 caneton aux navets 25 " 6 écrevisses 15 " Hors d'oeuvre 5 " Une assiette de fruits 16 " Whenever it may be the lot of any distinguished Member of the Upper House to be sent to the Tower of London, or a Member of the Lower to be shut up in the Clock Tower, the Provisional Government for the time being will know what to charge for its provisions. The _restaurateur_ addressed his little account, "_À Sa Magesté (sic) Louis Philippe-Robert_ ('ROBERT' was in it) _Duc d'Orléans_." In styling _Le Petit Duc_ "His Majesty" the artful _restaurateur_ evidently had in view a future _restauration_. The _restaurateur_, who expected to provide the young Duke of ORLEANS with a second dinner, of course quoted SHAKSPEARE, and exclaimed enthusiastically-- "I must go victual Orleans forthwith!" _Henry V., Part I., Act I., Sc. 5._ But the youthful Duc or Duckling wasn't to be caught and stuffed a second time. * * * * * A SATURDAY SERIES.--"Hunters' Dams" was the heading of an article in last week's _Saturday Review_. As the counter-jumper politely says, "What will be the next article?" We look forward with interest to "Shooters' Swearings," "Anglers' Affirmations," "Coursers' Curses," and a few others that may suggest themselves. * * * * * ROYAL SOCIETY OF PAINTER-ETCHERS.--At the pleasant Gallery, 5A, Pall Mall East, is a good show of needle-work. One of the most prolific contributors is a certain clever gentleman whose name may possibly be familiar to some of our readers, one REMBRANDT VAN RHYN, who sends no less than a hundred works. * * * * * MODERN TYPES. (_By Mr. Punch's Own Type-Writer._) No. III.--THE YOUNG M.P. [Illustration:] For the proper production of the young M.P. there are many receipts, but only one is genuine. Take a rickety boy, and provide him with a wealthy father, slightly flavoured with a good social position and political tastes. Send him to a public school, having first eliminated as much youthfulness as is compatible with continued existence. Add some flattering masters, and a distaste for games. Season with the idea that he is born for a great career. Let him be, if possible, verbose and argumentative, and inclined to contradict his elders. Eliminate more youth and transfer hot to a University. Add more verbosity, and a strong extract of priggishness. Throw in a degree, and two speeches at the Union. Set him to simmer for two years in a popular constituency, and serve him up, a chattering pedant of twenty-four, at Westminster.