{Persons interested should secure the Government paper containing all the information in regard to the Hessian Fly, and other injurious insects and fungi.}] * * * * * [Illustration: "THE CHURCH-GOING BELL." SUNDAY MORNING, COAST OF NORWAY. (_By Our Yotting Artist._)] * * * * * JOHNNY, MAKE ROOM FOR DELONCLE! (_NEW NORTH AFRICAN VERSION OF AN OLD SONG._) "M. DELONCLE, in his conversation with a Belgian reporter, puts in a claim for practically the whole of the northern half of Africa, with the possible exception of Egypt."--_The Times_. AIR--"_Tommy, make room for your Uncle_." _Deputy_ DELONCLE (_addressing_ JOHNNY BULL) _sings_:-- Nothing but deserts now left for France! Hang it! That _will_ not do! Therefore DELONCLE her claims must advance, Mighty they are, nor few. Right from Oubanghi unto Lake Tchad, Through Wadai and Ba-gir-mi! JOHNNY, my lad, I shall be glad If you'll make room for ME! _Chorus_. JOHNNY, make room for DELONCLE, There's a little dear! JOHNNY, make room for DELONCLE, He wants to stay here. He needs the whole of North Africa! (The rest he may leave to you), Do not annoy, there's a good boy! Make room for DELONCLE, do! To So-ko-to and the Gan-do, Your claims you must resign. If France goes far from Zanzibar, _I_'ll draw a new boundary line. To the east of the Niger by latitude ten! That is our mi-ni-_mum_! Ours the Sahara! Yes, _che sarà sarà!_ Therefore don't _you_ look glum! _Chorus_. JOHNNY, make room for DELONCLE! The Niger is ours, that's clear. JOHNNY, make room for DELONCLE! He doesn't want _you_ here. France must take up her traditional _rôle_ (Of grabbing all she _can_ do) So, JOHNNY, my boy, don't you annoy; Make room for DELONCLE, _do_! * * * * * ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT. EXTRACTED FROM THE DIARY OF TOBY, M.P.