Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, August 30, 1890 — John Shaqi
Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, August 30, 1890Various
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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, August 30, 1890
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English wit and humor -- Periodicals
As stated in the _Daily Telegraph_ of Thursday last, the Russian
Censor stamped out _Mr. Punch's_ Cartoon, "From Nile to Neva," and
obliterated the verses. The _St. James's Gazette_ suggested that the
Cartoon was thus reproduced in Whistlerian fashion. It certainly is a
study in black, without any relief whatever. A Black business indeed!
Who shall correct the Censor Incensed? Even _Mr. Punch_ himself
would be chary about visiting Petersburg, lest he should be "bound in
Russia,"--and sent to Siberia.
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[Illustration: IMITATION THE SINCEREST FLATTERY.
_(Effects of a Long Session in the House.)_]
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WHAT THE TAME RABBIT SAID TO THE GRAND OLD GARDENER.
_(Some way after "Alice in Wonderland.")_
"The work of Major MORANT is headed _Profitable Rabbit Farming.
(Laughter.)_ Yes, that is a subject for merriment, probably, on
account of its comparative novelty, but it is also a subject of
satisfaction, which is akin to merriment, because this rabbit-farming
appears to be a very good and promising description of pursuit....
That is the raising of tame rabbits."--_Mr. Gladstone at the Hawarden
Floral and Horticultural Society's Show._
_These were the verses the Tame Rabbit recited_:--
The Grand Old Man was on the stir;
MORANT named me to him;
He gave me a good character;
I thought his meaning dim.
He held me up; they thought it fun!
And laughed; he chid their glee.
If he should push this matter on,
What will become of Me?
He said I was a paying game,
Commending me as such.
That's the result of being tame,
And living in a hutch.
My notion is that it is vain
For you, you Grand Old Fella,
To rave of rabbits in the rain,
Beneath a big umbrella.
Don't let them know _we_ fatten best,
For this should ever be
A secret kept from all the rest,
Between yourself and me!
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[Illustration: AMONG THE BUNNIES.]
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LITERATURE AND LOTTERY.
_(By a Patron of the Popular Press.)_
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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