His "decoration" (upon which he plumes himself) is indeed "laid on with a trowel." The luxuriously elaborate details of his "artistic hedonism" are too suggestive of South Kensington Museum and æsthetic Encyclopædias. A truer art would have avoided both the glittering conceits, which bedeck the body of the story, and the unsavoury suggestiveness which lurks in its spirit. Poisonous! Yes. But the loathly "leperous distilment" taints and spoils, without in any way subserving "perfection," artistic or otherwise. If _Mrs. Grundy_ doesn't read it, the younger _Grundies_ do; that is, the _Grundies_ who belong to Clubs, and who care to shine in certain sets wherein this story will be much discussed. "I have read it, and, except for the ingenious idea, I wish to forget it," says the Baron. * * * * * The Baron has seen the new, lively, and eccentric newspaper, entitled _The Whirlwind_. It has reached the third number. "I am informed," says the Baron, "that, on payment of five guineas down, I can become a life-subscriber to the _Whirlwind_. But what does life-subscriber mean? Do I subscribe for the term of my life, or for the term of the _Whirlwind's_ life? Suppose the _Whirlwind_ has to be wound up, or whirl-winded up, and suppose I am still going on, can I intervene to stop the proceedings, and insist on my contract to be supplied with a _Whirlwind_ per week for the remainder of my natural or unnatural life being carried out? If the contract is for our lives, then, as a life-subscriber, I should insist on the _Whirlwind_ remaining co-existent with me, so that, up to my latest breath, I might have a _Whirlwind_. But if the life-subscription of five guineas is only for the term of the _Whirlwind's_ life, then, I fancy the proprietors, editor, and staff, that the Hon. STUART ERSKINE and Mr. HERBERT VIVIAN, who are, I believe, the Proprietors, Editor, and Staff of the _Whirlwind_, will have by far the better of the bargain. I resist the temptation, and keep my five pounds five shillings in my pocket, and am "Yours truly, THE BARON DE BOOK-WORMS." * * * * * OUR NEW ADVERTISEMENT COLUMN. [All applications in answer to be addressed to the office of this journal, accompanied by handsome P.O.O, and lots of shilling stamps, which will in every case be retained, without acknowledgment, as a guarantee of good faith.]