Great Scott! It sounds so like a sell! Bee-stings for rheumatiz? As well try wasps to make one well. That TERC must be a quiz. Rather would I rheumatics bear Than try the Busy Bee. No, Austrian TERC, your cure _may_ work! But won't he tried on _me_! * * * * * [Illustration] "IL IRA LOIN."--Great day for England in general, and for London in particular, when AUGUSTUS GLOSSOP HARRIS,--the "Gloss-op"-portunely appears nothing without the gloss up-on him,--popularly known by the title of AUGUSTUS DRURIOLANUS, rode to the Embankment with his trumpeters,--it being _infra dig._ to be seen blowing one himself,--with his beautiful banners, and his footmen all in State liveries designed by LEWIS LE GRAND WINGFIELD, he himself (DRURIOLANUS, not LEWIS LE GRAND) being seated in his gorgeous new carriage; Sheriff FARMER, too, equally gorgeous, and equally new, but neither so grand nor so great as DRURIOLANUS The Magnificent. Then followed "the quaint ceremony of admission." Not "Free Admission," by any means, for no man can be a Sheriff of London for nothing. There were loud cheers, and a big Lunch. _Ave Cæsar!_ * * * * * NOTICE.--Rejected Communications or Contributions, whether MS., Printed Matter, Drawings, or Pictures of any description, will in no case be returned, not even when accompanied by a Stamped and Addressed Envelope, Cover, or Wrapper. To this rule there will be no exception. * * * * * End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 99, October 4, 1890, by Various