ADA JANE.--We suspect poor ADA JANE is in rather an awkward position. We
cannot see how she is to prevent her cousin's marriage with the young
nobleman to whom ADA JANE herself has taken a liking. She might,
certainly, go to the intended bride's mother, represent her own
feelings, and ask her to give up the cousin's brilliant match--such
things are done on the stage. But we doubt whether it would do in
Belgravia. Let ADA JANE catch a young nobleman for herself, there are
plenty about.
HENRY E. (Walton).--How can that be? The square of the half of any chord
of a circle is equal to the product of the sagittæ of the opposite arcs,
that is, the segments of the diameter bisecting the chord, or the versed
sines of half the opposite arcs. From this the Jews argue, and we agree
with Colonel Sibthorp in thinking they argue rightly, that no man can,
by self-measurement, get a decent fit from a tailor.
W. W. and F. F.--Your account of your ascent of Primrose Hill is very
exciting, but the feat has been performed before. To be sure, we observe
that, like some other gentlemen who just now write to the papers about
their "Ascents of Mont Blanc," you failed in reaching the top; but even
this remarkable feature in the performance scarcely entitles you to
publicity.
AFFECTIONATE EMMA.--Your "Lines to My Little Brother (aged 2¾), on
his accidentally Sitting down upon some Stinging Nettles," have point
and pensiveness, but scarcely sufficient interest for the general
reader. Still we hope your brother is better.
CHARLEY, having been thrown over by a young lady, wishes to return
everything she has ever sent him, but finds a difficulty, from the fact
that, her papa having been a pastrycook, her presents chiefly consisted
of jam tarts, Albert rock, and the like, which CHARLEY has eaten long
ago. The dilemma is new and delicate, but if CHARLEY'S conscience is
tender, he had better estimate the price of the articles, and enclose it
to the old Pattypan, from whom Miss had clearly no right to take them.
But, as has been classically said, _Jams ate is_.
BELLICOSUS JOCOSUS.--You may obtain a commission in the army, by leaving
your card at Lord Hardinge's any day before four o'clock, and by calling
for an answer next day. You may give the servant one shilling. This
applies to the line only. To become a guardsman, call at the Junior
United Service Club any evening between six and nine, walk boldly into
the dining-room, and state your wish to any party who may be dining
together. The rest of the process you will find very simple.
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