A BRIDE.--Do not distress yourself. Very likely he loves you sincerely, and his winking at the bridesmaid might be mere accident--the whisper was probably to tell her how pretty you looked--and the pressure of her hand gratitude for her ready acknowledgment of it. Even the note may be explained; it was the address to which she is to forward some present for you. Never worry yourself about trifles--you have married him, and she is cut out. Go on your tour rejoicing. JEUNE PHILOSOPHE.--Matter is, no doubt, as you contend, an integral part of cognate consciousness; but do not push this law to an absurdity. If homogeneous self-antipathies come into conflict with inchoate rationalism, where will you draw the line between casuality and causality? Hadn't you better shut up? ANXIOUS JEMIMA.--There is no rule as to the number of clergymen requisite at a wedding. One able-bodied clerk in orders can do all that is necessary. The "assisting" system is a ridiculous custom, introduced by the Puseyites, by way of assimilating the ceremony to that of Rome. At the same time, we admit that a clergyman has a hard duty to perform in managing _some_ couples, and it is probably in these cases that he calls in extra hands. Look at the announcements with that idea in your mind. SIGHT-SEER.--You may walk into Buckingham Palace whenever you please, and without any ticket. But when you enter the rooms in which any of the Royal Family are sitting, you should put out your cigar, and politeness, if not loyalty, dictates your making some complimentary remark on the elegance of the building. If you have apples or other fruit in your pocket, you may offer them to the younger Princes and Princesses; but we believe there is an objection to their R. H. accepting slices of cocoa-nut, or toffy. WILLIAM P.--We think the young lady was quite justified in slamming the door in your face, and in throwing the geranium pots at you from the two-pair window; indeed, we do not see how any person calling herself a lady could have acted otherwise. PUZZLED.--We have so repeatedly explained that _R. S. V. P._, on a note of invitation, means "Write and Say Vether you'll be Present," that we are tired of answering the inquiry. THEATRICUS (Ebury Street).--We shall be happy to read all your thirty-four plays, and, having done so, to recommend them to such managers as they may best suit. There will be no difficulty about money, but we shall be happy to make any advance you may require while the plays are in rehearsal. One hundred guineas an act is the lowest price paid at any Metropolitan theatre.