"We'll have the hall-chairs painted," said I, and I felt quite pleased.
"And the gig of course," said FRED.
"Of course; for what is life if one doesn't enjoy it?" said I.
"Very true, love. And the stable-bucket," continued FRED.
"Just as you please, dear," said I; "but certainly the hall-lamp."--
"Yes: and if we could only get--no, but that's too much to expect," said
FRED.
"What's too much?" I asked; for FRED'S manner quite excited me.
"Why, I was thinking, if we could get your great aunt merely to die, we
might turn out a very pretty hatchment."--
"Now, FREDERICK!"--for this was going too far.
"I assure you, my love"--said FRED--"'twould give us a great lift in the
neighbourhood: and as you say, what's existence without enjoying
it?--What's life without paint?"
"Well, but"--for he hadn't told me--"but your descent, love? Is it so
very historical?"
"Very. I come in a direct line--so direct, my darling, you might think
it was drawn by a ruler--a direct line from JOAN OF ARC."
"Is it true?" I cried.
"When we cross over to Dieppe, it isn't far to Rouen. You'd like to see
Rouen?"
"Very much, indeed," I answered. "I always wanted to see Normandy; the
home of my ancestors;" and I _did_ feel a little elevated.
"It's very natural, LOTTY"--said FRED. "A reasonable, yes, a very
reasonable ambition. Well, at Rouen, I have no doubt I can show you my
family tree; at the same time, I shouldn't wonder if we could obtain
some further authentic intelligence about your pippin."--
"Nothing more likely," said I; for I _did_ want to see France. "Nothing
more likely."
"I'm afraid there's no regular packet across"--said FRED--"but we can
hire a boat."--
"A boat? Why, my dear, a boat is"--
"Yes; in a nice trim sea-boat we can cross admirably; and, my love,"
said FRED, moving close and placing his arm about me--"my love, the
matter grows upon me. Let us consider it. Here we are about to begin the
world. In fact, I think I may say, we have begun it."--
"Mamma always said marriage wasn't beginning, but settling."
"Let us say the beginning of the settling. Well, we are at a very
interesting point of our history; and who knows what may depend upon our
voyage?"--
"Still, you'll never go in a boat that"--but he put his hand over my
mouth, and went on.
"I declare, beloved LOTTY, when I look upon ourselves--two young
creatures--going forth upon the waters to search for and authenticate
our bearings--when I reflect, my darling, that not merely ourselves, but
our unborn great grandchildren"--
"Don't be foolish, FRED," said I; but he _would_.
"That our great grandchildren, at this moment in the dim regions of
probability, and in the still dimmer limbo of possibility"--
"Now, what _are_ you talking about?" I asked; but he was in one of his
ways, and it was of no use.
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