BUTTON AND EYELET HOLES;
in all fabrics.
Machine, with finely finished
OILED WALNUT TABLE AND COVER
complete, $75. Same machine, without the buttonhole parts, $60. This
last is beyond all question the simplest, easiest to manage and to keep
in order, of any machine in the market. Machines warranted, and full
instruction given to purchasers.
Notice to Ladies.
DIBBLEE,
Of 854 Broadway,
Has just received a large assortment of all the latest styles of
Chignons, Chatelaines, etc.
FROM PARIS,
Comprising the following beautiful varieties:
La Coquette, La Plenitude,
Le Bouquet,
La Sirene, L'Imperatrice, etc.,
At prices varying from $2 upward.
HENRY SPEAR
STATIONER, PRINTER
AND
BLANK BOOK MANUFACTURER.
ACCOUNT BOOKS
MADE TO ORDER.
PRINTING OF EVERY DESCRIPTION.
82 Wall Street,
NEW-YORK.
WEVILL & HAMMAR,
Wood Engravers,
No. 208 BROADWAY,
NEW-YORK.
Illustration: YE YONGE MANNE OF MANHATTAN
Ye Yonge Manne is born, and his parents hasten with him to ye abode of
ye BROWN, praying that he may be christened among ye upper tenne.
And when ye Yonge Manne takes a daughter of ye upper tenne to wife, ye
BROWN sees that he is married in ye BROWN his church.
Ye BROWN demands if ye parents put in their coal in ye Summer time;
and, being told that they do, he has ye Yonge Manne christened in his
church, and when he grows up ye BROWN introduces him into Society.
And when ye Yonge Manne he dies, ye BROWN arranges with all ye
gardeners and black-goods men. And so, ye Yonge Manne, he is done
entirely BROWN.
THE BACHELOR'S MOVING-DAY.
AHA!
A mere half-hour's bother!
Suppose I were a father—
A luckless wight, called "Pa"!
I'd say,
"Now curse the restless rover
That first (despising clover!)
Invented Moving-day!"
O yes!
Especially, if moving
Was likely to be proving
(As usual) a mess!
Why, look!
You've got no end of articles.
Sure to be smashed to particles,
Or "snaked off" with a "hook"!
You've got
Chairs, bedsteads, tables, crockery—
(Recital seems a mockery!)
You've got—what have you not?
What's worse,
Your things won't fit new places,
Your wife won't like new faces—
Your very maid will curse!
Your hat
And other things _do_ fall so!
And children they _do_ bawl so!
Good heavens! think of that,
And think
Of possible colds and fevers—
Cartmen that prove deceivers—
Nothing to eat or drink!
Small bliss
For bachelors so lonely—.
Tired of one thing only:
But they escape all this!
And pray,
What man with sons and daughters
Don't sigh for bachelor quarters
About the First of May?
Printed, according to Act of Congress, in the year
1870, by the PUNCHINELLO PUBLISHING COMPANY, in the Clerk's Office of
the District Court of the United States, for the Southern District of
New York.
THE DELIGHTS OF DOUGHERTY.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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