Punctuation personified : $b or, pointing made easyStops, Mr.
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Punctuation personified : $b or, pointing made easy
Stops, Mr.
English language -- Punctuation -- Juvenile literature
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PUNCTUATION
Personified:
OR
POINTING MADE EASY.
BY
MR. STOPS.
LONDON:
JOHN HARRIS,
CORNER OF ST. PAUL’S CHURCH-YARD.
LONDON:
PRINTED BY S. AND R. BENTLEY, DORSET STREET.
[Illustration: Figure made of punctuation]
ROBERT’S first interview with M^R. STOPS.
Young Robert could read but he gabbled so fast:
And ran on with such speed, that all meaning he lost.
Till one Morning he met M^r. Stops by the way,
Who advis’d him to listen to what he should say.
Then entering the house, he a riddle repeated.
To shew, WITHOUT STOPS, how the ear may be cheated.
[Illustration: Two kids]
M^R. STOPS READING TO ROBERT AND HIS SISTER.
“Ev’ry lady in this land
“Has twenty nails upon each hand
“Five & twenty on hands & feet
“And this is true without deceit.”
But when the stops were plac’d aright,
The real sense was brought to light.
[Illustration: Counsellor]
COUNSELLOR COMMA, marked thus ,
Here counsellor Comma the reader may view,
Who knows neither guile nor repentance;
A straight forward path he resolves to pursue
By dividing short parts of a sentence;
As “Charles can sing, whistle, leap, tumble, & run,”—
Yet so BRIEF is each pause, that he merely counts ONE.
[Illustration: Ensign with flag]
ENSIGN SEMICOLON, marked thus ;
See, how Semicolon is strutting with pride;
Into two or more parts he’ll a sentence divide.
As “John’s a good scholar; but George is a better:
One wrote a fair copy; the other a letter.”
Without this gay ensign we little could do;
And when he appears we must pause & count TWO.
[Illustration Colon on a stick]
A COLON, marked thus :
The colon consists of two dots, as you see:
And remains within sight whilst you count one, two, three:
Tis us’d where the sense is complete, tho but part
Of the sentence you’re reading, or learning by heart.
As “Gold is deceitful: it bribes to destroy.”
“Young James is admired: he’s a very good boy.”
[Illustration: Figure holding cloth]
A PERIOD OR FULL STOP,
_marked thus_ .
The full-fac’d gentleman here shown
To all my friends, no doubt, is known:
In him the PERIOD we behold,
Who stands his ground whilst four are told;
And always ends a perfect sentence,
As “Crime is followed by repentance.”
[Illustration: Crooked man]
THE INTERROGATIVE POINT ?
What little crooked man is this?
He’s call’d INTERROGATION, Miss:
He’s always asking this & that,
As “What’s your name? Whose dog is that?”
And for your answer, he will stay
While you, One, Two, Three, Four, can say.
[Illustration: Figure reading]
THE EXCLAMATION POINT !
or Note of Admiration.
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