Puppets at Large: Scenes and Subjects from Mr Punch's ShowAnstey, F.
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Puppets at Large: Scenes and Subjects from Mr Punch's Show
Anstey, F.
English wit and humor
lots redder 'bout the cheeks.... She wasn't a bad sort--fur a gal.... I
dunno; I liked _all_ on 'em.... Well, there was Farmer Furrows, 'e was
very familiar, said as 'ow I might go inter 'is horchard and pick the
happles up as was layin' there jest fur the askin'. An' Bob Rumble, 'im
as druv Mr. Kennister the grocer's cart, 'e used ter gimme a roide along
of 'im when 'e was tikin' round porcels an' that. We'd go along lanes
that 'igh yer couldn't see nuffink fur leaves; and once 'e druv along a
Pork with tremenjus big trees in it, an' stagses walkin' about
underneath with grite big 'orns.... Suthink like 'im as is drawed
outside the public round the corner--on'y they warn't none o' them gold.
I 'speck them gold ones is furrin'.... An' the grub--we 'ad beekstike
pudd'n o' Sundays, an' as much bread an' treacle every day as ever I
could eat, and I _was_ 'ungry when I was in the kerntry.... An' when I
come away Mrs. Delves, she gethered me a big noseguy fur to tike 'ome to
Muvver--kissantimums, merrigoles, an' dyliers, all sorts there was--an'
Murver she put 'em in a jug, and soon as ever I shet my eyes an'
sniffed, I could see that garding and Rover and Lily as _pline_--but
they went bad, an' 'ad to be froed aw'y at larst. I shall see 'em all
agine very soon now, though, won't thet be proime, eh?... Whatsy? 'Ere,
Florrie, you ain't _croying_, are yer?... Why don't yer arsk yer Farver
if 'e won't let _you_ go.... Oh, I thought as yer _wanted_ to go. Then
what _are_ yer----?... No, I ain't gled to git aw'y from you....
A-course I shell be gled to see 'er; but that ain't why, it's
jest----You ain't never bin in the kerntry, or you'd know 'ow I'm
feelin'.... There's the lidy comin' now. I must cut across an' 'ear
what she sez to Muvver. Don' tike on--'tain't o'ny fur a fortnight,
anyway.... Look 'ere, I got suthink' for yer, Florrie, bought it orf a
man what 'ad a tray on 'em--it's a wornut, d'ye see? Now open it--ain't
them two little choiner dolls noice, eh?... I'd rorther you 'ad it nor
'er, strite, I would!... I'll be back in a minnit.
[Illustration: "'Ere, Florrie, you ain't _croying_, are _yer_?"]
_After an Interval of Twenty-four Hours._
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