Quality Street: A ComedyBarrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
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Quality Street: A Comedy
Barrie, J. M. (James Matthew)
Comedy plays; Courtship -- Drama; Single women -- Drama; Sisters -- Drama; Women teachers -- Drama
PHOEBE. Sir, sir!
VALENTINE. No skulker, ma'am, I hope, but gradually turning into a
grumpy, crusty, bottle-nosed old bachelor.
PHOEBE. Oh, Mr. Brown!
VALENTINE. And all because you will not walk across the street with me.
PHOEBE. Indeed, sir, you must marry--and I hope it may be some one who
is really like a garden.
VALENTINE. I know but one. That reminds me, Miss Phoebe, of something
I had forgot. (_He produces a paper from his pocket._) 'Tis a trifle
I have wrote about you. But I fear to trouble you.
(PHOEBE'S _hands go out longingly for it._)
PHOEBE (_reading_). 'Lines to a Certain Lady, who is Modestly unaware
of her Resemblance to a Garden. Wrote by her servant, V. B.'
(_The beauty of this makes her falter. She looks up._)
VALENTINE (_with a poet's pride_). There is more of it, ma'am.
PHOEBE (_reading_)
The lilies are her pretty thoughts,
Her shoulders are the may,
Her smiles are all forget-me-nots,
The path 's her gracious way,
The roses that do line it are
Her fancies walking round,
'Tis sweetly smelling lavender
In which my lady's gowned.
(MISS PHOEBE _has thought herself strong, but she is not able to read
such exquisite lines without betraying herself to a lover's gaze._)
VALENTINE (_excitedly_). Miss Phoebe, when did you cease to care for
me?
PHOEBE (_retreating from him but clinging to her poem_). You promised
not to ask.
VALENTINE. I know not why you should, Miss Phoebe, but I believe you
love me still!
(MISS PHOEBE _has the terrified appearance of a detected felon._)
(_MISS SUSAN returns._)
MISS SUSAN. You are talking so loudly.
VALENTINE. Miss Susan, does she care for me still?
MISS SUSAN (_forgetting her pride of sex_). Oh, sir, how could she
help it.
VALENTINE. Then by Gad, Miss Phoebe, you shall marry me though I have
to carry you in my arms to the church.
PHOEBE. Sir, how can you!
(_But_ MISS SUSAN _gives her a look which means that it must be done if
only to avoid such a scandal. It is at this inopportune moment that_
MISS HENRIETTA _and_ MISS FANNY _are announced._)
MISS HENRIETTA. I think Miss Willoughby has already popped in.
PHOEBE (_with a little spirit_). Yes, indeed.
MISS SUSAN (_a mistress of sarcasm_). How is Mary, Fanny? She has not
been to see us for several minutes.
MISS FANNY (_somewhat daunted_). Mary is so partial to you, Susan.
VALENTINE. Your servant, Miss Henrietta, Miss Fanny.
MISS FANNY. How do you do, sir?
MISS HENRIETTA (_wistfully_). And how do you find Miss Livvy, sir?
VALENTINE. I have not seen her, Miss Henrietta.
MISS HENRIETTA. Indeed!
MISS FANNY. Not even you?
VALENTINE. You seem surprised?
MISS FANNY. Nay, sir, you must not say so; but really, Phoebe!
PHOEBE. Fanny, you presume!
VALENTINE (_puzzled_). If one of you ladies would deign to enlighten
me. To begin with, what is Miss Livvy's malady?
MISS HENRIETTA. He does not know? Oh, Phoebe.
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