Football -- Juvenile fiction; Schools -- Juvenile fiction
With Sydney Crocker was a tall, thin fellow who, to Dick’s utter
amazement, wore a long and drooping black moustache. Perhaps the
gorgeous luxuriance of that moustache was a surprise to Stanley as
well, for Dick noted that the latter stared at it fascinatedly for a
long moment ere he greeted its wearer. Even then he seemed to find
difficulty in speaking. Perhaps the dust was annoying him again. Dick
awaited an introduction while the thought that there was something
wrong with that moustache, grew from a mere suspicion into a certainty.
In the first place, no fellow of Blashington’s age could grow such
a thing. In the second place he wouldn’t be allowed to wear it in a
preparatory school. In the third place it was much too good to be true;
too long, too black, too--Why, of course, it was a false one stuck on!
Dick smiled knowingly as Blashington stepped over a trunk and held out
a bony hand.
“Pleased to meet you, Mr. Bates,” said Blashington, heartily. “Any
friend of Stan’s is mine to the extent of ten dollars. Sit down,
everyone. Dear me, you haven’t got these things put away yet, Sid. So
sorry to have you chaps find the room in such a mess. I don’t know what
Sid’s been doing, I’m sure.” Blashington chatted on, but Dick noted
that there was a distinct air of restraint about the others. Indeed,
Stanley appeared to be actually suffering from restraint, for his face
was very flushed, and the low sounds that came from him spoke of deep
pain.
“You are a new-comer, I understand, Bates,” Blashington continued,
smiling amiably behind that ridiculous moustache. “I hope you will like
us and spend a pleasant and profitable year in these classic shades.”
He said more, but Dick wasn’t listening now. “Classic shades!” Where
had he heard that expression recently, and who had used it? Then memory
came to his aid and he knew! His face stiffened and his cheeks paled.
Blashington, reading the symptoms aright, paused in his rhetorical
meanderings and laughed.
“Bates is on, Stan,” he said. “I see the warm light of recollection
creeping over his face. Further attempts at disguise are futile, not
to say idle. The clock strikes twelve. Unmask!” Blashington pulled the
moustache from his face and tossed it to the table. “Excuse the little
jest, Bates. It was Sid’s thought. Like most of his ideas, it didn’t
work.”
Stanley and Sid were laughing enjoyably, but Dick couldn’t find any
humour in the trick. He remained silent, while Sid gasped: “Gee, Blash,
you did look an awful ass with that thing on!”
“Did I? Well, I seem to have offended Bates. He doesn’t look as though
he thought I was a bit funny.”
“I don’t,” said Dick, stiffly. “Either now or this afternoon.”
“Oh, come, Dick!” protested Stan. “Take a joke, won’t you?”
“Dry up, Stan,” said Blashington. “Bates has a right to feel peeved if
he likes to. Look here, Bates, I’m sorry I offended you. When you know
me better you’ll understand that I didn’t mean to. Will that do for an
apology?”
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